Dragonkween

My spirit animal is a black dragon with shimmering scales.
I just googled 'Black scaled pretty dragon' for my profile picture, I do not own the picture.

[Dragonkween @princessvvipss]

I've never understood see-saws. I sat on them and nothing happened. There is no thrill to it. After much effort and a push it goes down and bangs onto the ground. Where is the joy in that? What thrill awaits at the ground?#SlidingIntoLifeSwingingByAThread

[Dragonkween @princessvvipss]

Yesterday, I planned to fight three people and steal the crates of cold drinks they just got. I'm very confident in my beginner level Kung Fu skills (like in my head).

But I also got a cramp from sitting. #EverybodyLovesKungFuFightingEspeciallyMe

[Dragonkween @princessvvipss]

They just splatter to their deaths. And they also die naked on top of each other. Imagine the state of them. If it's heavy rain then they're just piled together. It would truly be the end of the world. Because women can get trapped at different locations. #ConserveWaterNotMen

[Dragonkween @princessvvipss]

It's raining men is a historic revenge and suicide song. It is also a hetero dudes nightmare because imagine it is raining men. I assume now that they aren't fully dressed because where would they get clothes from?

[Dragonkween @princessvvipss]

Why do mosquitoes sit on mirrors? Do they think they become invisible just because they can't see anything but their reflection or, are they just plain darn narcissists?#YouCallItSuckingBloodTheyCallItSuckingFace #OneSidedLove #ButTwoSidedIfYouIncludeTheMirrorDimension

[Dragonkween @princessvvipss]

To whoever tried to hack this account, you're an idiot.

[Dragonkween @princessvvipss]

This stupid 'boy' just got punched by a SEAT. A CAR SEAT. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND HE SAID GIRLS DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CARS.

[Dragonkween @princessvvipss]

Why would you fight fire with fire and not water? Or like sand?
Language is a weird thing.

[Dragonkween @princessvvipss]

I swear, my grandma is the only tru girlfriend I have, also hyping me up.
#OnlyGirlInTheWorld #RideOrDie

[Dragonkween @princessvvipss]

"You're smarter than you look" and "You're not as dumb as you look" are actually the same thing except, one is taken in a positive way and one in a negative way.

[Dragonkween @princessvvipss]

#RollSleevesNotPeople #RollJointsNotSleeves #FindYourPriority #CannotWithBiology #InjectDontEject

[Dragonkween @princessvvipss]

That time you go to the doctor and he says you need an injection, so, naturally, you roll up your sleeve and dreadfully wait for the process to begin but then, the doctor asks you to flip and injects you near your waistline instead. #DoctorsWithoutBorders #MeIsFool

[Dragonkween @princessvvipss]

I was lighting diyas and this particular one wouldn't light up so, and I didn't do this on purpose I swear, I literally physically loudly just went, "Lighten up bro00ooo", and if that isn't the magic of festivals I don't know what is. #HappyDiwali #LightDiyasNotPeople

[Dragonkween @princessvvipss]

Just Putin this here, heuheuheuheuheuheu .-.

[Dragonkween @princessvvipss]

Okay, hand sanitizers, I do not understand them. Like, you're killing all the germs on your hands but their dead bodies are still on your hands with all the hand sanitizer chemicals. Basically, eugh. #JustWashYourHand #NormalizeHandWashing #WashDontKill

[Dragonkween @princessvvipss]

Sound of silence is a good song, unless it's stuck in your head, because at first your like wow this is a classic and then slowly you feel the sadness and you're like WTF I'M SAD NOW BECAUSE OF THIS SONG.
Also, this is a good/bad example for the power music has.

[Dragonkween @princessvvipss]

@Yash2000671 Tasty I'll be.

[Dragonkween @princessvvipss]

What if I were a sandwich?

[Dragonkween @princessvvipss]

I just have a lot to say today.

[Dragonkween @princessvvipss]

Also, today they cut a tree near where i am and I AM FURIOUS like what has then tree ever done to you?! oh, like only give you better air.
Wish the tree was cutting them tbh.

[Dragonkween @princessvvipss]

When I was younger and sorting through career options I ruled out astronaut because If you die in space then your ghost is stuck in space all alone forever and that sux and I'm pretty sure the atmosphere acts as a ghost barrier and doesn't let them enter or leave.