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bush did 9/11 and he'd fuckin do it all over again

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let’s play a game called are these period cramps or do i gotta go potty? on the one hand, i haven’t gone since tuesday. but, on the other hand, i cried about a dead whale today.

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#NewProfilePic

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I'm not like other girls. My Robert Pattinson phase didnt hit til my 20s

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The score in that Johnny Depp Chsrlie the choclotice factory kinda sloapps th9

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a pie chart labeled 'things that make me shed tears' with the largest slice of the pie, by far, labeled 'popping zits in my ear'

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@makeupbyshaniah Yoooo I'd fucking kill him in his sleep for that one

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I was telling bitches buying those applesauce pouches happy mothers day all day today

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@Haus_Talk

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tag urself im b6Z

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How guys send nutting vids

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@bobbyteriyaki whats wrong w shit ass nowhere nh 🙃

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I would like that too

[concepts bot @conceptsbot]

i'd like you to have lunch with people in summer

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@altonbrown uhhhhh probably pistachios

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Overthrow the Government

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Janet Fucking Mills is preventing me from getting my dick wet

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I wore sneakers to work today and lemme tell you, I dont SOUND sneaky. I sound like an entire basketball team squeaking its way down the court

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the giving tree was a simp

[SCOOB! @scoob]

#SCOOB's coming over! Available to own May 15.

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it's taurus szn, do what comes naturally to us lathargic fucks and stay inside

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@ihatealmonds I dont think I could even punch a cat out cold. Look at a cat and tell me you could do anything to it to make it unconscious