Not Now Bernard

Allegedly an adult. Asian. Would take a bullet for Chris Captain America Evans. Anti Tories, Pro EU. She/Her. TERFS can eff off.

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The baby brother has completed his PhD. Whilst I’m happy for him, it means my parents will remember I exist. I was enjoying the peace and quiet whilst he was getting all the attention.

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@DrTanviSacharX Who pissed on your paratha? Don’t you understand how clothes shops operate?

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@girthmasterr @ItsAlinaLopez Not me forgetting I follow you on here

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@suggsygirl Yes we do!

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@fesshole A friend of mine was killed in 2006 and I still mourn him on his birthday and death anniversary. I hope her husband realises what a heartless beast his spouse is and leaves them.

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@goochypie @tryquinn I will actually combust if you get to join. And my poor boyfriend is going to have to deal with me being even more of a horny bitch

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@Banks1Liza Yep!

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@Olibeau @Savva2 Scared the life out of me. Still recovering!

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The actor who played Chief inspector Japp in Poirot is in the episode of Midsomer Murders I’m currently watching. This feels wrong.

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@chiller @kim_kinloch I think the video in question was edited to make it look like a guy was doing a burlesque type performance at a mum and baby group.

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My cousins are achieving their career goals. I’m celebrating finding a Barbie x NYX flip phone mirror in Superdrug after they had to cancel my online order for one.

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@theguyliner I’d managed to scrub her from my memory. Is she still writing absolute nonsense for that hate rag?

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If this ends on a cliffhanger I swear to god #LoveIsland

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Should have put my headphones on earlier. They’re doing a great job muting the kissing noises #LoveIsland

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@AlanKelloggs I was pleasantly surprised by his performance in HMS Pinafore.

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@missnancee21 @ask_aubry Exactly what happened. OP confirmed in a comment that the amount step daughter receives is the amount that used to go to her husband.

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@ask_aubry I’m shocked that people on the forum thread were pointing out how ridiculous he was being. Fully expected the other forum members to agree with him.

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@Tashster Happy birthday 🎂

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The best thing about having a sibling doing a PhD is my parents ignoring me. No more grilling me on my lack of job success. I’m dreading him finishing it because then they’ll remember I exist.

[Not Now Bernard @princesszelda]

Today I am grateful to whoever invented the spacer device for inhalers. I no longer feel like I’m going to pass out.