Toni (Taylor's Version)

"I Love you, It's ruining my life". Member of The Tortured Poets Department.

[The Biblical Man @Biblicalman]

My father once told me the secret to a happy marriage.

“Stay out of the kitchen. Let her handle the holidays.”

I was 19. He was in his recliner.

My mother was cooking for 14 people.

She’d been up since 5 AM.

He’d been up since the football pregame.

I didn’t think anything of it.

That’s just how it was.

Fast forward 20 years.

I’m in the recliner.

My wife is in the kitchen.

She’s been up since 5 AM.

I’ve been up since the pregame.

My daughter walks by and I see her watching.

Not the TV.

Her mother.

Then me.

Then her mother again.

That’s when it hit me:

She’s taking notes.

My father taught me that holidays were for men to rest and women to work.

He didn’t say it.

He showed it.

Every Thanksgiving.
Every Christmas.
Every Easter.

The recliner passed from him to me like an inheritance I never asked for.

This morning I woke up at 4 AM.

Not for content.

For the turkey.

My wife found me in the kitchen at 6.

She didn’t say anything.

She just stood there.

Then she cried.

Your kids are taking notes.

Not on what you say.

On where you sit.

The recliner is an inheritance.

Be the generation that stands up.

[Toni (Taylor's Version) @Pringo15]

@einbebopp Same! Stuck in Cardiff queue

[Toni (Taylor's Version) @Pringo15]

@spooniesaurus @salltweets I wondered this too 🥺 there were at least another 30(?) that they didn’t identify and therefore not on trial 😳

[Toni (Taylor's Version) @Pringo15]

@taylornation13 @taylorswift13 This is my eras tour moment tho 😭😭 getting Maroon (my number 1 wanted surprise song) after only losing it 2 weeks before my show therefore thinking I had no chance 😭😭 forever grateful for this moment 🫶🫶

[Toni (Taylor's Version) @Pringo15]

@taylornation13 @taylorswift13 I never knew a piano could make me cry so much but there I was almost every show (through a grainy live stream of course) SOBBING!! 😭

[Toni (Taylor's Version) @Pringo15]

@swiftalert_13 #MyMastermind 🫶 I had to choose two piano songs because they were always my favourite 🥰 2 existing mashups plus Maroon added because how could I not (It was my dream surprise song and I was so lucky to get it London n1) 🥰 thank you @swiftalert_13 for everything 🫶🫶

[Toni (Taylor's Version) @Pringo15]

For the last time NO!! 😭😭😭😭 I’m crying #VancouverTSTheErasTour

[Toni (Taylor's Version) @Pringo15]

🫶🫶🫶 well that was emotional 🥺😭 #VancouverTSTheErasTour

[Toni (Taylor's Version) @Pringo15]

Taylor, I’ve had the time of my life at the eras tour with you 🫶 and thats a real lasting legacy 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤🩷🩶🤎💙🤍 @taylornation13 #VancouverTSTheErasTour

[Toni (Taylor's Version) @Pringo15]

@jaybeejanner I came on here to see if anyone else had just been woken by the government siren noise on their phone 😳 worried every phone in the house was ill be going off within a few mins of each other 😳

[Toni (Taylor's Version) @Pringo15]

@hebe_jane @AmazonUK My delivery yesterday was left outside SOMEONE ELSES house (not even my next door neighbour either) 😳 and then the delivery notice said “handed to resident” 😳😳 nope not handed to anyone never mind me 🤦🏼‍♀️ @AmazonUK

[Toni (Taylor's Version) @Pringo15]

Jealous of the Swifties in the US right now who have their hands on the eras tour book already and are posting pictures 😭😭 #TaylorSwift #TheErasTour #swifties #ttpd

[Toni (Taylor's Version) @Pringo15]

@taylornation13 More capital letters 🧐

[Toni (Taylor's Version) @Pringo15]

This was wild at exactly 1pm 😂😂🤍🤍 anthology secured tho 🫶🤍 #TaylorSwift #TTPDTheAnthology #ttpd

[Toni (Taylor's Version) @Pringo15]

Think there’s been a glitch… I didn’t even stand a chance to survive this Great War 😭 why is it always the piano that kills me 😭 @taylornation13 #acousticpianocollection #merch #taylorswift #theerastour

[Toni (Taylor's Version) @Pringo15]

@Stevensully99 I just came onto here to say why no red cardigan 😭 then this popped up 😳 things don’t usually go that quickly from the U.K. site but I was on there straight away and it wasn’t showing 😭😭

[Toni (Taylor's Version) @Pringo15]

Excuse me 😳😭😭 “forgive me Peter but this pain wouldn’t be forevermore” 😭😍😭😍 Taylor’s it’s almost 4am, I wasn’t prepared for that #TheErastour #TorontoErasTour #TaylorSwift #taylornation

[Toni (Taylor's Version) @Pringo15]

3am and I’m still awake… watching #MiamiTSTheErasTour 😴😴

[Toni (Taylor's Version) @Pringo15]

Core memory unlocked 😂😂

[Swift Alert @swiftalert_13]

And we’re back.