print

[print @Print1402]

guys what is better the fall of the assad regime or the downfall of dream

[nice username @epicdoggo95]

Mumbai Metro cats: a thread 🐾

[print @Print1402]

i love u mumbai metro

[Maha Mumbai Metro Operation Corporation Ltd @MMMOCL_Official]

That’s our Chief Feline Officer. Responsibilities include station inspections, commuter observation and sitting exactly where everyone can admire them. So far, performance has been purrfect. #MahaMumbaiMetro #CatLover #Meow #Purrfect #Pawsome #Cattitude

[Maha Mumbai Metro Operation Corporation Ltd @MMMOCL_Official]

That’s our Chief Feline Officer. Responsibilities include station inspections, commuter observation and sitting exactly where everyone can admire them. So far, performance has been purrfect. #MahaMumbaiMetro #CatLover #Meow #Purrfect #Pawsome #Cattitude

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

got lots of change brotha

[namnas @naMnaSYt]

greatest end credit sequence of all time

[Donnie 🐍 @Komodonnie04]

Finally my penis strategy works

[kalim @akhmxt]

You can take a Gujarati out of Gujarat but you cannot take the Gujarati tendencies out of them

[Salman Khan @BeingSalmanKhan]

Hindustan k peoples mai hai bada dum VANDE MATARAM .

[priyanshie @priyayayanshi]

"upar se bharat kaisa lagta hai?"
"saare jahan se accha" GOT TO BE ONE OF THE MOST INSANE AND BEAUTIFUL UNSCRIPTED CONVERSATIONS EVER

[print @Print1402]

@TMZ @Joe_Shepard83

[rice @usohtsuki]

"cinephile" and you haven't even watched lego batman

[Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz]

This is like them how they announced a Brahmastra trilogy when even the first one was barely a finished product

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Drake barking but the beat is Not Like Us

[print @Print1402]

This is not what i meant when i asked for a Prime Liverpool

[Forbes @Forbes]

Jeff Bezos Nears Deal For 30% Stake In Liverpool, Report Says
https://t.co/kmKZjARpzm

[cie @hsmiltn]

no movie is foreign to me because i walk this earth considering every human a brother

[hunter @3gpmh]

mayor zohran mamdani i need a girlfriend

[Carly Jerk @tylergrift]

what if instead of a “peacock” they called it a “pisspenis”

[hunter @3gpmh]

gay allegations are the price i pay as a man for having nuance and layers to my personality

[layla ˎˊ˗ @hollanovyuri]

PETER PARKER BRACE FOR IMPACT

[donovan spoon @donovanhitchens]

do you swear to tell the poop, the whole poop, and nothing but the poop