Carly Jerk

was it crispy?

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going to the bathroom to “piss” using my “penis”

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@Cutiech3rryp1e found someone who’s not #withus

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if zendaya offered to lick me i would say yes #whoswithme

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very convenient that Odysseus was named after a very long journey

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drinking P out of the McDonalds cup

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already failed no nut november😔

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the three things im taking with me on a deserted island are:
1. one bacon whopper with cheese
2. the cuck chair
3. my penis sheets

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she willy on my wonka till I augustus gloop

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they did surgery on a grape

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show me on this doll of tung tung tung sahur where they touched you

[Carly Jerk @tylergrift]

my name in your moms phone is “big boo boo jigglemasher” #yuh

[Carly Jerk @tylergrift]

playing with some limes later who wanna join

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@jujefe_ nice shirt

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you would think im gay the way im straight

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got visited by a piss pervert last night🫪

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wearing this to my grandmas funeral

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FHRITP #whoremembers

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offering my hole instead of paying my student loans

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holding the penis of the guy next to me at the urinals to be a Good Samaritan™️

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in the club paying for my drink using quarters and dimes