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I use data to hunt down fraudsters and insider threats. Here for all the *sec, data science, and equality.

[J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess]

"What about this?... Does it spark joy?"

Me: "It's a production server, we need it."

"Yes but, does it /spark joy/?"

[J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess]

Wordle 1,916 2/6

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#twordle

[Bart Mol @Bart_Mol]

Me explaining AI to friends

[J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess]

@notdan @evildojo666 Same here in Australia.

[J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess]

@dak_1001 If you're concerned call the local police.

[J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess]

@tantacito Recently enjoyed this fine brew while watching idiocracy. Was a good pairing. I'm Northwest on this diagram.

https://t.co/F8WD9aAG7J

[cje @caseyjohnellis]

while we're blathering on about f/oss code (*) and vulndisco boogaloo, the bad guys have realized the tech that manages our water supply is a) full of unknown bugs, and b) we're struggling to apply patches for the bugs we DO KNOW ABOUT.

adding to my "this is still the slopdemic, it's not vulnpocalypse yet" file

https://t.co/awdDjKZLvL

[J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess]

@caseyjohnellis That water supply probably has more bugs than the software provisioning it.

Habe you got a rainwater collector???

[J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess]

@Postsemreh Oh yes.

[J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess]

@Postsemreh Solid foundation.
Needs pineapple.
🍍👌😎

[J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess]

@_sarahyo Same. Living alone is hard at times. But mostly it's freedom.

[J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess]

@agylmar I don't get it. What's with the uncertain spacing?

[J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess]

@wesleytb13 Looking good, son!
Happy Birthday!!! 😎

[J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess]

In a weird way this post reminds me of dialup.

I'm mentally exhausted. Just re-read then last 6mths of WhatsApp messages. I'll never have that conversation again.

Gutted.
Tomorrow is 9hrs of meetings back to back.

I am alone.

[J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@

Aaaaaaa@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ggggggggggffghdhdhshgsgsgsgshhshdhshjsjwjehsjdbsu

#life

[J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess]

@thegrugq I feel sad never knowing who came up with that trick in the first place.

[J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess]

@_sarahyo So sorry to hear. Bounce back as you always do. You're incredible. Keep being amazing. 💜🤟😎

[J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess]

@ROCPhotography Thanks m8

[J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess]

Yes it's me. Just going through a death in the family. Again. Fucking 2026. I'm fine. Just screaming into the void.

[J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess]

Sometimes you just need a little Singapore Noodle in your life.

This platform sucks.
Love ramen.
Love spice
Love each other.
🍜

[J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 @printfJess]

Zero Trust