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[chuck bass 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇹🇫🇷🇨🇻🇺🇸🇳🇴 @THEZONEEEEEE]

The UK prime minister job is a poisoned chalice bc they rely on the boomer vote to get elected but basically everything needed to fix the country requires cutting back on boomer benefits and preferences

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

[Mxim @sugeezy]

Khloe should be out there hunting but I bet you she is thinking about Tristans semen she saved.

[͏andy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @calmlikeyouuu]

The British public would vote for the metal baseball bat

[J @BigJamzLdn]

We’re all here tweeting about reform voters like any of them can read

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

this is a prison you made for yourself, walked in, locked from inside. idk what you want me to do about it lol

[✣ @flwrgrlpop]

swedish meatballs hanging out them jeans like i wont take a bite #CHOMP

[erika🌹 | core 4 🌴 love island time @honeymoonaries]

im not perfect but at least im not a woman supporting chris brown LMFAOOO

[Drew Beringer @drewberinger]

Nightmare blunt rotation

[Dimps @duragpapi__]

Zara Larsson is always getting dragged for saying some shit I agree with

[❦ @saintdoII]

she knows the list of cigarettes that don’t count
- drinking cigs
- pregame cigs
- if everyone else is smoking
- if you’re in an awkward social situation
- if you’re on a balcony

[mikal bridges' jorts @waystarroyhoe]

“why are we gendering the moon?” i mean why would the moon be a man lmao

[mermaidmusin 🧜‍♀️ PHOEBE IS BACK 🗣️ @mermaidmusin]

something lgbt just happened to me

[cornelia 🫟 @wnchvstr]

there's a 12 year old girl secretly watching this on repeat in her room rn

[bee⁷ @BIBlBIB]

joining the “debbie shouldn’t take nolan back” crowd

[miss finster @NickiNebula]

you know it’s tea when you see those 4 fingers touchingggg

[Arthur (Commission OPEN!!) @ArthShahverdyan]

“She didn’t notice us because nothing happened….” then says “I don’t know if Chappell sent her security or not”…. like??? gurl lets wrap this up at this point.

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

pretty girls are always sleepy but not sleppy enough to have a healthy sleep schedule

[ri @mwutilate]

#young #notpregnant #gettingmoney #blessed #gorgeous

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

do you get mad if your waiter brings out free dessert at the end of the meal too