🚨 BREAKING:
Obama: "Or diapers. I remember buying diapers. Do you think Donald Trump has ever changed a diaper?"
Supporter: "His own!"
Obama: "I almost said that, but decided not to."
With Jacoby Brissett expected to start Week 1 for the Cardinals, since 2006, of the 342 weeks there’s been NFL football, a NC State quarterback has been a starter for 334. There’s only been 8 weeks (not counting byes) that a State quarterback wasn’t starting in the league.
GIVEAWAY to celebrate a new Chanticleer Football 🏈 season! Leaving this one up until after the game.
Repost this and 1 person will win this one of a kind custom mini helmet (Will DM for delivery info, may need to follow for msg) #ChantsUp 👌
Women, the reason you can have a credit card in your own name and don’t need a man’s signature to open a bank account is because of Gloria Steinem. RIP to this queen.
Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my whimsy
Time to draft a fantasy football team that will be the primary driver in determining my happiness and overall disposition to family and friends for the next 5 months. This is the way god intended life to be lived.
Hate that we live in a timeline where Miss Piggy has to post Instagram tributes to a bestie (Dolly Parton) and an ex-lover (Tim Curry) within a 24-hour span