Alejo Enriquez

Software developer and former professor. Mildly autistic but luckily looks white enough to get away with it. He/him pronouns.

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@vampirecoffee I wonder if whoever came up with the phrase “one-hit wonder” came up with any other phrases…

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@vampirecoffee For Skye’s subconscious, the hustle never ends

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@vampirecoffee Big cryptid energy there

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@1followernodad Do you think this artist made this in one sitting? 🤔

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@CompSciFact I learned FILO (first in, last out), this is the first I’m hearing LIFO

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@theashtonj I enjoyed D20 On A Bus!

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@vampirecoffee Or you could go back to the cluuUuuUuub

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@vampirecoffee Uh oh, is that line of inquiry problematic? I used it once with someone questioning their gender (tbf I think they brought up oppression first)

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@vampirecoffee Two months ago I would not have understood any of this but my coworker got me into TLT and now I can join in the awe at the badness of that take.

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@i_zzzzzz The Flaw is the Wario of the Vitamin

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@HeedTheCallPod @AdamSchein “Jets Jaguars scoreless at the end of 1” after previewing the literal apocalypse has sent me

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60%G @greggrosenthal , as a football historian, where does this Jets season rank on all time trade deadline fire sales?

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@vampirecoffee “Disclaimer: if you stop taking this, not only will you SNEEZE, but it will ITCH the entire time.”

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@___S3XY___ @CAugustElliott https://t.co/YbF6YnloXM

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@vampirecoffee This music be like

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@vampirecoffee The final evolution of the name abcde. “It’s pronounced ‘Doom’.”

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@vampirecoffee Scathach’s location: continuously unknown.

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@kareem_carr Accurately diagnosing every disease in 10 years would be bold but I could see it (given things like lupus exist). Claiming to be able to cure them is all is bugnuts.

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@vampirecoffee Someone I know is into a full armor sword & shield MMA called buhurt, and I watched one fight and then looked up the rules to quickly discover every single move I would naturally try to use was banned.