Xavier's Huswifething ⚞•⚟

🏳️‍⚧️ + British 💚 | Any prns (no it/its) | 20 | Hypersharing Xavier Renegade Angel Selfshipper (DOUBLES PLEASE INTERACT WITH ME!! 🙏🙏🙏) | Priv: @acidicslick

[Xavier's Huswifething ⚞•⚟ @PrismicAcid]

Hi oomfs, private account drop (18+ moots only, I will be checking for ages if you follow)

@AcidicSlick

[Dead Dove 🔞 @DX3NEAT]

bestfriEND.

boyfriEND.

girlfriEND.

it all ends.

you know what doesn't end?

Simon Henriksson. 🔥

rt if you like mpreg.

[Loose 🍉 @skullmercy]

ok

[Xavier's Huswifething ⚞•⚟ @PrismicAcid]

@Hxzymind We're synced 🥹🤝

[Xavier's Huswifething ⚞•⚟ @PrismicAcid]

It hurts my soul that Glaceon has such an ass shiny when it's my favourite eeveelution 💔

[lumi ˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⭐ (solyn's #1 fan) @lumicaliber]

the thing that gets me about xavier renegade angel is that it doesn't stop. by the time you've already processed "flesh color?! how offensive" seven more jokes have passed

[logan ☮🔻 @S0NGT0THESIREN]

british comedy showwriters in the 2000s whenever the material had the slightest hint of going a bit dry:

[leyna @wavesideley]

holiday headcanons
151 days until christmas #deltaruneㅤㅤㅤ

[Rakks 🐀 @RakkitRato]

Do furries still make backstories for their sonas these days or are we a dying species

[beauty🤍 @beautyskillz]

I think Pokémon needs to give us what we really want. One massive game that has ALL of the regions and Pokémon. Allow us to start in Pallet Town and literally go through the entire Pokémon journey, all in one game.

[clem ✿ @mantisyuri]

also lets stop pretending autism is all about nuggets and fries cause thats very white centric and odd xx do u guys think non white ppl don't have safe foods orrrr

[rye @v_osamu]

wanting something so bad that you end up dreaming about it

[🍌suzy @xingqiuk]

they also kill you anywhere else for being trans so whats the point

[Scaley🫧 @ZanyScales]

why is the n word called n word but faggot and retard are called the f slur and r slur respectively. why not n slur

[wiiv:3🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈ツ @wiivblo]

EVERYONE IS TRANS!!!!🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[Jade ⚞•⚟ D&P JAN 25 @Whosjadeanyway]

They’ll never be Dan Howell 2009 level yearners!!

[Xavier's Huswifething ⚞•⚟ @PrismicAcid]

@deadmans_corpse That would be me

[T @dfwtee_]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE.

[Thomas ‘TomSka’ Ridgewell @thetomska]

not my name but okay

[Xavier's Huswifething ⚞•⚟ @PrismicAcid]

@Skullberry45458 OH MY GOD THERE HE IS

Thank you for sending this version of the trailer omg 😭🙏

[Xavier's Huswifething ⚞•⚟ @PrismicAcid]

Adult Swim posted a trailer for an anniversary Robot Chicken episode which had a bunch of other Adult Swim show characters in it and Xavier didn't even appear in the trailer. If he doesn't make a SINGLE appearance in this episode when it drops I'm gonna be so mad bruh

[Xavier's Huswifething ⚞•⚟ @PrismicAcid]

Update: I burned myself several more times after this. Never work in hospitality bruh 🥀

[Xavier's Huswifething ⚞•⚟ @PrismicAcid]

Burned myself at work just now 👍