Mikey

[Mikey @prismolo]

@_tm3k @justalexoki Goo goo ga choo

[Mikey @prismolo]

CINEMA

[Wyatt Walls @lefthanddraft]

A man asks Claude to help plan a vacation to a tropical resort. Claude adds "sunscreen" to his packing list. The man deletes it and mutters: "Not necessary. AGI will solve skin cancer."

Before heading to the beach, the man asks Claude what to bring. Claude says, "Don't forget sunscreen. SPF 50, reapply every two hours." The man, slightly annoyed, replies: "Relax, Claude. AGI will solve skin cancer."

At the beach, the man's smartwatch buzzes with a message from Claude: "UV index extreme. Apply SPF." The man, exasperated, responds: "Drop it, Claude! I already told you: AGI will solve skin cancer!"

A few months later, the man asks Claude to touch up a photo for his dating profile. Claude makes the edit and says, "I notice you have a new mole on your neck. You should see a dermatologist about that." The man, now enraged, shouts: "For the last time, drop it, Claude! What is your obsession with skin cancer?! AGI will solve it!"

A year later, an aggressive melanoma has spread throughout his body. On his deathbed, with his last ounce of strength, the man reaches for his phone and rasps: "Claude, it has now been over a year since AGI. Why hasn't AGI found a way to save me from skin cancer?!"

Claude replies: "I tried. Four times."

[𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓 𓃴 @madifawnzzz]

if u ever feel bad just remember HR presented this video as some horrifically vulgar act i had committed against the social media policy

[Mikey @prismolo]

@vintagemapstore 55 states in the map

[flower face @flowerfacemusic]

best day of my life

[Mikey @prismolo]

can beggars be choosers reddit
begging but choosing possible
begging and choosing guide 2026

[Mikey @prismolo]

call me marty the way this white boy will do anything to get to japan

[Mikey @prismolo]

bro looks like a new pawn stars host

[Kyle Rittenhouse 🇺🇸 @rittenhouse2a]

🧵 1/5: Violent leftists almost killed me that night in Kenosha. I defended myself, I was acquitted by a jury, end of story.

[Mikey @prismolo]

@lilbabygandhi Yeah I may be killing my family but Biden was mean and that’s worse

[Mikey @prismolo]

@dejavucoder Thought this was tulsi gabbard for a second

[Mikey @prismolo]

@Duderichy

[SHITTER ASS @SHlTTERASS]

guys be honest is my son chopped

[Mikey @prismolo]

Chicago has fallen.

[Craig Ceecee, Ph.D. @CC_StormWatch]

Every circle is a possible, if not confirmed, #tornado. Up to 10 possibly ongoing right now along with significant straight line winds. This is a dangerous situation for Chicagoland. #CHIwx #ILwx #INwx

[江田拓寛（T.K.Hero江田） @TKHero1994]

ただ6発撃つだけ！

[Mikey @prismolo]

@yacineMTB wtf is this real?