A. P. P.

a walking pardoks

[A. P. P. @pritprut]

Adulting is parkir di parkiran umum dengan baik dan benar jd orang2 yg akan parkir di sebelahmu ga kesusahan 😌

[A. P. P. @pritprut]

Dear Pak Sapardi, ada yg lebih anomali selain hujan di bulan Juni, yaitu hujan di bulan Agustus. Mau yg kehujanan kepalanya, atau hatinya, keduanya sama2 tidak lazim.

Tp begitulah manusia diciptakan dengan seribu kerisauan. Ga risau ga menungsa.

[A. P. P. @pritprut]

Kenapa kok kemenangan kecyill? Krn aslinya magerrrr boz. Weekend ingin jadi gombal ngelumbrruk di pojokan. But Moms gotta do what Moms gotta do💁🏻‍♀️

Yuk bisa yuk lain kali kemenangan kecilnya ada olahraganya 😅

[A. P. P. @pritprut]

Kemenangan kecyil weekend ini:

- cek ke dokter gigi
- anterin Saka playdate
- belanja buat mealprep
- bikin 2 jenis mealprep
- beli soto kesukaan Saka

Nice, Momma! U did it 🥳💅💁🏻‍♀️

Minusnya i havent had my metime yet, but isokeey we still have time, energinya masih ada 🔥

[A. P. P. @pritprut]

Cita2 meal prep 3 jenis makanan, realitanya kaki udahh cape duluan padahal br 1 yg ready 🫠😵‍💫

[A. P. P. @pritprut]

🙎🏻‍♂️: Bubu when i was a kid, i ate the purple marker. Rasanya kayak anggur, lho. Its a bit hard but chewy.
And oh, i also tried switzal soap, its bitter i ddont like it.

💁🏻‍♀️: ...idk how to respond this kinda fact 🥲

[BABAH👽✨ @ustadchen]

Is it just me or everyone is lowkey depressed? Kayak semua orang akhir-akhir ini beneran keliatan capek banget, fisik dan mental..

[A. P. P. @pritprut]

Please be quiet, brain. Stop jumping.

[A. P. P. @pritprut]

Never thought the guilt will tied me down this deep.

[A. P. P. @pritprut]

Its even hard just to breath

[A. P. P. @pritprut]

Im not signing up for this. My requirements were simple. I dont need much. But is it still too hard? Well..

[A. P. P. @pritprut]

I need a door in my head. Theres too much inside imma need to throw those out.

[A. P. P. @pritprut]

Saka makin gede makin banyak komen

"Ngapain sih Bubu pake lipstik warna itu? Cantikan ga pake"
"Bubu bajunya kependekan"
"Bubu perutnya keliatan"
"Bubu ngapain mandi sih, baunya Bubu jadi ilang"
"Bubu ga usah pake mekap alisnya"

Bapake ae ga segitunya 🙂

[A. P. P. @pritprut]

Crrravin for roti gejuu w amelicanoo

[A. P. P. @pritprut]

I wish i can find the switch off button inside my head. Its gettng too lawd. Maybe its time to write it away. 😪

[candrapratams @xcandrapratams]

Bangun all, mantan Direktur Kebun Binatang Surabaya, Choirul Anwar, korupsi Rp10,2 miliar selama 8 tahun!!!

Dana buat pakan dan perawatan satwa diembat. Sekitar Rp7,4 miliar masuk kantong pribadi.

Akibatnya? Satwa jadi menderita, kurus, kurang sehat, bahkan ada yang mati.

Duit dimakan sendiri, satwanya yang jadi korban. Kurang kejem gimane coba ini orang😅

[A. P. P. @pritprut]

We often overglorified the happiness.

[A. P. P. @pritprut]

*lagi nulis nama Saka buat buku paket

🙎🏻‍♂️: Bubu ur handwriting is so beautiful
💁🏻‍♀️: *menatap nanar ke tulisan ceker eyem apalagi udah kagok lama ga nulis* cinta emanng membutakan, Nak

[A. P. P. @pritprut]

Senin yg Seniiinnn sekaliii 😵‍💫