Private James Frazer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Aye, it's me. Ah'm hiding fae thon Captain Mainwaring cos he's doomed ah tell ta, DOOOMED !

[Private James Frazer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @privatefrazer_]

#doomed

[Private James Frazer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @privatefrazer_]

We're doomed! I just saw the Christmas shoppin' queues – longer than the line at the pearly gates on Judgment Day! Rubbish presents for all, and nae escape! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Private James Frazer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @privatefrazer_]

Oh you think so China ? Boys, at the ready.

"If war is what the US wants, be it a tariff war, a trade war or any other type of war, we're ready to fight till the end," China's embassy said on X”

[Private James Frazer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @privatefrazer_]

Still doomed. Especially after thon nutter got us tae back him. Right @CaptainGMain, let’s get oor boys ready.

[Private James Frazer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @privatefrazer_]

#doomed

[Private James Frazer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @privatefrazer_]

Ah, she’s a Bonnie lass. 👍

[Being Scottish @BeingScots]

Happy birthday to actress Kelly Macdonald who was born on this day in Glasgow in 1976. She got her big break in Trainspotting (released on this day in 1996) after picking up a flyer advertising an open casting session for the film. She beat thousands to land the role of Diane.

[Private James Frazer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @privatefrazer_]

Ready @CaptainGMain ? Our boys are heading for Ukraine.

[Private James Frazer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @privatefrazer_]

RIP Rick

[Paul Weller @paulwellerHQ]

I'm shocked and saddened by Rick's passing. I'm thinking back to us all rehearsing in my bedroom in Stanley Road, Woking. To all the pubs and clubs we played at as kids, to eventually making a record. What a journey!

(1/4 - P.W)

[Private James Frazer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @privatefrazer_]

Aw c’mon refereee !

The Australian international, who made the comments to PC Stephen Lovell, did not deny using the words "stupid and white" but denied it amounted to a racial offence.

https://t.co/ajjRYa7eQu

[Private James Frazer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @privatefrazer_]

@bolderston_mark Brilliant but then ah’’ an auld yin

[Private James Frazer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @privatefrazer_]

We just hit rock bottom, literally. Also, thon numpty wi’ the hoose on his heed. #doomed

[Private James Frazer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @privatefrazer_]

@BeingScots Used tae go fur ma mammy’s messages.

[Private James Frazer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @privatefrazer_]

Jings, ah’ll need a special double sized coffin fur that lad.

[Private James Frazer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @privatefrazer_]

Eejit

[Private James Frazer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @privatefrazer_]

@narindertweets And your reply speaks volumes.

[Private James Frazer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @privatefrazer_]

@fiona175161 I doubt they’re true Scots. Huv ye checked under their kilt ?

[Private James Frazer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @privatefrazer_]

@JackieMeek6 Ah remember the ten bob note

[Private James Frazer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @privatefrazer_]

Hey Trumpy boy, @realDonaldTrump Isle of Barra is a wild and lonely place wi a great wee golf club and well crafted coffins. A few hundred million dollars and ah’ll tell the boys to hand over the keys.

[Private James Frazer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @privatefrazer_]

@jeremycorbyn Away an bile yer heid ya numpty

[Private James Frazer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @privatefrazer_]

@RevRichardColes Yer doomed matey. Yer oan the wrang side of truth and honesty. Doomed!

[Private James Frazer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @privatefrazer_]

We're doomed, I tell ye, DOOMED! Now, the internet's gone and turned our dear old platoon into a bunch of influencers. What's next? Captain Mainwaring on TikTok?!