jake

human person // dad // former actor // neuro nurse // kidney enthusiast // gary plauché fan account

[jake @privatize_nukes]

@trabreee

[jake @privatize_nukes]

@trabreee GET ‘EM, T

[jake @privatize_nukes]

@anniodarone3 Damn…maybe it’s time to ditch bedside and go into case management/informatics? 🤔

[jake @privatize_nukes]

@anniodarone3 If she’s not pushing the propofol I don’t want it

[jake @privatize_nukes]

@trabreee @anniodarone3 Yes.

[jake @privatize_nukes]

More ribs.

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@trabreee Just wait until you see it, T

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@trabreee @anniodarone3 Can we PLEASE do this 🥹

[jake @privatize_nukes]

@anniodarone3 Co-sign

[jake @privatize_nukes]

@toddr11 @jessesingal Correct.

[jake @privatize_nukes]

Bright Eyes - “Bowl of Oranges”

A masterpiece.

[Jesse Singal @jessesingal]

What is the single best emo song of all time?

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@trabreee So damn proud of you, T 🥲

[jake @privatize_nukes]

@trabreee Oh my god ok this isn’t funny anymore I rescind my previous reply 🙏🏻

[jake @privatize_nukes]

@trabreee Like. A. Glove. 😎

[jake @privatize_nukes]

Metric system is next let’s gooooooo

[Tim Swain @_TimSwain_]

🚨BREAKING: U.S. Senate just PASSED Senator Rubio’s bill making daylight savings time PERMANENT. No more switching the clocks!

[jake @privatize_nukes]

Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis

[One Twisted Kracka @DustyAssKracka]

Write me a horror story in 3 words...

[jake @privatize_nukes]

Grew a mustache as a joke/just for fun. Gym buddy just said I’m giving Tom Selleck vibes so now I’m never shaving it

Chivas regal for breakfast, nuns don’t work on Sunday etc. from here on out

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@anniodarone3 Q U E E N S H I T

[jake @privatize_nukes]

It was the day after Christmas and Santa brought me this beast so it was a pretty rad couple of days for capitalism 😎

[jake @privatize_nukes]

The dissolution of the USSR. Had no idea what that even meant at 4 years old, but I distinctly remember this.