Priya Patel

Alive with pleasure. Writer and comedian from Queens, NY.

[Soma @somadwrites]

So I went down the rabbit hole with the whole Jay Z and Diddy thing going on.

Never thought ever that this man could be a predator. But what do I know.
Crazy things that I found out ---- A thread

[Priya Patel @priyablunts]

@PicturesFoIder Call them sex models

[kelechi @its_kelechi]

@JayJurden

[IdrissTV @idrisstv]

At least Herschel Walker didn’t attend the Diddy parties like your favorite celebrities #lebronjames #jlo #Beyonce #usher #trump #kamala #Election2024

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I will legalize recreational marijuana, break down unjust legal barriers, and create opportunities for all Americans to succeed in this new industry.

[Priya Patel @priyablunts]

😂😂😂

[Bakulaw @Journeyman1170]

@idrisstv

[IdrissTV @idrisstv]

#TrumpIsGoingDown Town with Kamala encouraging New Yorkers to Vote😂 #DonaldTrump #cardib #beyonce #kamalaharris

[Priya Patel @priyablunts]

@reilumies @Burned_Potato_ @PicturesFoIder Theres a full video in this thread

[ToddMontesi @MONTIKILLA]

Golden Day is today! The last day to register to vote and the first day of submitting your mail in ballots! As easy as doing it online (looking it up!!) Shout out to @priyablunts (as Kamala) and @jerseyferretti (as Trump) participating on a fun ass show as part of the Art For The Polls program.

@ugcomedyshow is for the peoples! #UGIT

#comedyshow #politics #GoldenDay #Vote    #Register #RockTheVote

WHO YOU VOTING FOR?

[Priya Patel @priyablunts]

I wish there was a secret third person in this goddamn election

[Priya Patel @priyablunts]

Is Rogan on the same stage they shot Selina?????

[Priya Patel @priyablunts]

My mom was upset i wasn’t watching the Olympics with her

So i come downstairs and shes been watching UFC for an HOUR

[Priya Patel @priyablunts]

Me on a date -
Me: ……..
Him: ……..
Me: ……..so how long have you been bald?

[Priya Patel @priyablunts]

@alexiswalsh Whoa

[Priya Patel @priyablunts]

@viavespucci 😂😂😂

[Priya Patel @priyablunts]

If you’re ever wondering about my emotional state, just look at my bangs

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

Stop thanking people for their military service and start asking how many civilians they k*lled instead😌