Isabelle

~ Meditator, dancer, uplifter, hugger, lover and growing to be more.. ~

[Isabelle @Priyu_B]

There is no good husband or a bad husband. There is only a good liar or a bad liar.

[Isabelle @Priyu_B]

Shadi se pehle koi boyfriend tha hee nahi, par Twitter pe hone se, main bhi swag se keh sakti hoon, ' I'm talking to my X you know 😎'
#FeelGoodFactor #myX

[Isabelle @Priyu_B]

No matter what, I'll always look younger than my college friends. Wo old friends hain na.
#BaalBaalNuchGaye

[Isabelle @Priyu_B]

Unko ko dekh ke ghanti toh abhi bhi bajti hai. Lekin, khatre ki
#khekhekhe #shadikesideeffects

[Isabelle @Priyu_B]

Husband said, thoda Kajal Laga le aur bhi sunder lagegi...
Maine toh ladai karli... himmat dekho, Kisi aur ladki ka Naam le rahe hain !!!!!
#TheekKiyaNaMaine ? #tyaun

[Isabelle @Priyu_B]

Tweets bhi mota kar dete hain. Kyunki wo tWHEAT hai na.
Zara dhyan se consume karna
#BaalBaalNuchGaye #khekhekhe

[Isabelle @Priyu_B]

Mere Ghar mein sabzi 🫑ki koi kami nahi... Shimla jaisi sardi, aur Mirchi jaisi main ...
#khekhekhe

[Isabelle @Priyu_B]

Shadi could be a journey of your partner evolving from a Stranger 💓 to strange 😔 to Stranger 😥 ... Isliye soch samajh ke apna var chunein....
#NaiMereWalaTohTheekHai

[Isabelle @Priyu_B]

Matar sunnte hee aapko agar matargashti ki jagah matarkisabzi yaad aati hai, toh congratulations 🎉, aap total gharelu bann chuke ho
#ShadiKeSideEffects

[Isabelle @Priyu_B]

When you type "tashan" and the autocorrect works and makes it "rashan" toh samajh lo aap apna Gharelumeter ki suiyaan tod chuke ho !
#ShadiKeSideEffects

[Isabelle @Priyu_B]

He calls me Shona Babu, and I call him Babulal. Set theory apply karo toh "Babu" is common between us. Isliye kundli milwane ki zaroorat hee nahi padi
#BaalBaalNuchGaye #Kundli #tyaun

[Isabelle @Priyu_B]

X (Formerly twitter) , and eX (Formerly boyfriend)
#khekhekhe

[Isabelle @Priyu_B]

When the twitter 'home' button feels safer space than your real life 'home'.. samjho depression mein jaane ki taiyari shuru ho chuki hai
#gharekmandir

[Isabelle @Priyu_B]

Friends kehti hain thoda 'let go' kar le yaar , but then baat baat karte karte humara let's go ho jaata hai
#khekhekhe

[Isabelle @Priyu_B]

Dance karne ki itni aadat hai ki mera #BaarBaarNachGaye ho jaata hai
#khekhekhe
#BaalBaalNuchGaye

[Isabelle @Priyu_B]

I was thinking of coming back on Twitter .. but Kya karoon eX yaad aa jaata hai baar Baar
#X #twittter

[Isabelle @Priyu_B]

Dosa SamBHAR se mote nahi hote. Pata hai kyun? Bas thoda sa khaate hee peyt BHAR jaata hai
#BaalBaalNuchGaye

[Isabelle @Priyu_B]

Suna hai aajakl Wordle logon ka Worldl badal raha hai
#Wordle205

[Isabelle @Priyu_B]

Mere paas one liners ki koi kami nahin hain. Par yoon toh eye liners ki bhi nahi hai #BaalBaalNuchGaye

[Isabelle @Priyu_B]

Ghar ek mandir hai , toh main Devi hui na? Abhi phone karke batati hoon husband ko, khush ho jayega *giggles*

[Isabelle @Priyu_B]

Anshuman Ayushman Anshunaman. Kya samjhe? This how my salary slip looks like before and after increment.