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[iraorla 🍉 @orlacsm]

jesus christ

[Johnny @footenfoliee]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[deSouza @kinghdesouza]

@jamiemxlnn Nope. But I’ve had it halved by hmrc

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

pretending you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone will understand.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

Ngl our parents really ate with printing out our pictures and putting them in albums.

[softly magical°🦢♡ @softlymagicall]

I want to go back to my childhood when I used these wallets🥹

[GABBY @gabrrriielle]

I love how something can be the BIGGEST problem in your life and 6 months pass and you legitimately cannot even remember how bad of a problem it was 🤣

[• @WordsCocoon]

april 14, tuesday...

[` @lisaawrites]

Neverrrrrrrrrr Everrrrrrrrrr underestimate how much of a blessing it is to have zero health problems and your mum still alive.

[Vittoria @vitt2tsnoc]

There are humans circulating the MOON right now and I'm sat here doing two factor authentication because I forgot my Teams passwords.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

NEVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

[jojo 🧚‍♀️ @errorwacera]

No morning alarms for the next 4 days? Happy birthday Jesus fr !

[Oshaz @ThisisOshaz_]

How to know someone’s at the lowest point of their life:
1) they get more active on Twitter
2)

[TASJÉ @TASJEJ]

The Flo app will have you playing 10 Casino games before they let you see when your period about to come

[✒️ @Literariium]

How lucky we are to experience boring, ordinary, uneventful days. Somewhere in the world, that kind of safety is unimaginable.

[Nik @_NikSpace]

They need to create more people I enjoy spending time with