P R Johnson

I'm from West Anglia.

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My life.

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@ArtemisiaCoyle Hope your kin is well.

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So, Sheldon Cooper is the narrator of things he's never seen, never lived through, never imagined.

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Mog.

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Iris with gnome.

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Just worked out why I am alone.

I have ominous eyebrows.

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A vision in French.

I will take photos of flowers.

Then die.

I have yet to take the picture.

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Question I ask myself. Am I this fucking dumb?

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Boat

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I can do more.

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Forgot to plug it in.
Plugged it in.
Felt a buzz.
Thank you, device, for reminding I'm still alive.

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I once drove to Oxford and found nothing.

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I asked why the two Zs on their Christmas tree.
Obviously for Zonk and Zoid.
Then I asked why the B.
'For my dead mother.'
Then I remembered her.
Job done.

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Alas, we have no bubble nor squeak.

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Heart sinks.

Just another day in England.

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That thing where, before my polite removal from society, my friend and his other friends all addressed each other as 'Billy'.

Is that still a thing?

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My near-octogenarian parents

On probably the hottest day of my life

Drove my niece to school

Scrubbed all the floors of their house

Went ballroom dancing

Collected niece and returned her home

Clapped out

I got up and watched Countdown. (And I would have won.)

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Beginning to suspect that my usual jeans and sweater combo is not optimal summer attire.

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Or his two favourite CDs once each.

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Quantum mechanics is just a man who lost his favourite CD twice.