Artemisia Coyle

My New Year's resolution is to be more apathetic.

[Artemisia Coyle @ArtemisiaCoyle]

This is my new life motto. https://t.co/iA37OXDEYQ

[Current Affairs @curaffairs]

@daeneryasss We reject the idea that foolishness is undesirable.

[Artemisia Coyle @ArtemisiaCoyle]

@nwilborn19 Six weeks, fry cook at a diner. Diagnosed boss with a personality disorder using my training from Wikipedia and Google and got out :)

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

Summer’s easiest hair trend is beach waves. It says: the seas of life are rough, and I am drowning

[McMaster Archives & Research Collections @MacResColls]

Bertrand Russell's 1954 fan mail to P.G. Wodehouse — with reply!

[A. @AdzHtx]

She gotta start learning what comes after the fun

[You Had One Job @YouHadOneJ0B]

never miss leg day

[Artemisia Coyle @ArtemisiaCoyle]

@halvorz I think you'll be fine.

[Dr. Jacob Dean @SchadenJake]

This article is amazing https://t.co/5nCnZJmkhW

[Artemisia Coyle @ArtemisiaCoyle]

@Alex_Verbeek Today, and tomorrow, and for the next three years... or until he gets fired.

[Artemisia Coyle @ArtemisiaCoyle]

Okay, I'm going to try this. On the off chance I like it, I need you to try it too so it doesn't get cancelled. https://t.co/S3CB9WKkXV

[People of Earth @PoE_TBS]

Humans with Don present: Mondays. We hate ‘em, so aliens want to make ‘em worse for us. Stream #PeopleofEarth on the TBS app now!

[Artemisia Coyle @ArtemisiaCoyle]

@SchadenJake I don't know what these are but we planted them in milk jugs in first grade.

[Artemisia Coyle @ArtemisiaCoyle]

I don't know what this is about but Sessions and the dog were in on it. https://t.co/KInAMiRh9x

[Artemisia Coyle @ArtemisiaCoyle]

@PRJohnson101 It looks like you ripped someone's heart out. Possibly a giant.

[Artemisia Coyle @ArtemisiaCoyle]

@CharleyDaveler How I miss the courage of total ignorance.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

The 90s are back baby!!!!

[Artemisia Coyle @ArtemisiaCoyle]

I'm willing to bet $100 no one ever actually ate this. https://t.co/8dzmNi3b1f

[Artemisia Coyle @ArtemisiaCoyle]

@halvorz Would be odd if you did remember.

[Artemisia Coyle @ArtemisiaCoyle]

'88 election. My brother's take: "No new TAKKEZZZZZ!" https://t.co/9REVqgqkJX

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

What's the first big news story you were aware of as a kid? https://t.co/dTTNyDuUxR

[Artemisia Coyle @ArtemisiaCoyle]

@PRJohnson101 You can sharpen nail clippers?

[Sean T at RCP @SeanTrende]

Absolutely brilliant. Amazing.