Fake Andrew Friedman

PRMLB's Andrew Friedman. I just screw with small market teams on twitter while Zaidi does all the real work.

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retweet if you still miss zaidi

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@Not_JonDaniels @PRMLB_Zaidi if you throw in a rogue D.J. Peterson it's a deal

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@Not_JonDaniels I'll see what @PRMLB_Zaidi can score for us. Worst case I can break out the absinthe.

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@Not_JonDaniels deal! We can have PBR, livetweet #OnceUponATime while discussing how much of Gonzo's salary you're willing to take on

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@Not_JonDaniels I'll take that as a yes

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Can we please retire the whole "shooting an arrow through another arrow" thing forever please? #OnceUponATime #DarkSwan #OUAT

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The Wicked Witch and I have a lot in common. We both love eating onion rings and calling people munchkins. #OUAT #DarkSwan #OnceUponATime

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The look in Merida's eyes when someone says "fate" is like @PRMLB_OaklandAs when I say "cash considerations" #OnceUponATime #OUAT #DarkSwan

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Turning Rumpelstiltskin into a hero is about as likely as turning Miguel Sano into a Center Fielder. #OUAT #OnceUponATime #DarkSwan

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Belle and Merida buddy-cop spin-off please. #OnceUponATime #DarkSwan #OUAT

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Honestly shattering Chip might be the most unforgivable thing they've done on this show. And I sat through 13 episodes of Neverland. #OUAT

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Rumpelstiltskin is a mean drunk. #OnceUponATime #DarkSwan #SmashTheCup

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Wait, they're trying to summon Merlin using a mushroom? I have some mushrooms that usually result in me seeing wizards too. #OnceUponATime

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Merida's accent is harder to understand than @PRMLB_Zaidi when he tried to fake being British for a week. #OnceUponATime #DarkSwan

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Captain guyliner punching his way through guards is like that time Puig tried to block Uribe's path to the donuts #OnceUponATime #DarkSwan

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I don't recognize anything from this #OnceUponATime recap. Either I'm drunk or the writers have been for the last four seasons. #DarkSwan

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Apparently tonight's hashtags are #DarkSwan and #OnceUponATime. I assume they're talking about the last time @Not_JonDaniels had a good team

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Ya'll can watch the World Series, I'm watching @OnceABC and livetweeting. Will I be smashed while doing it? Does Greinke crap in the woods?

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I have a new rule change idea @PRMLB_Commish, for every Dodgers' pitcher that gets hurt I get to break a Giants pitcher's arm

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What's @Not_JonDaniels up to tonight? Netflix and chill and trade for Adrian Gonzalez?