𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 | Parody

“I an not giving up on her.” | The Princess he fell for is @ONEWHOSFAIREST.

[𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 | Parody @prncssproblems]

“𝐒𝐨, 𝐮𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐞𝐫.”

𝐉𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧.
𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐬.
𝐋𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠.
𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐰/ 𝐒𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞.

⟳ + ♡

[⥼ 𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍 @STRONGWILLEDGRL]

❝What’s the fun in that, if you’re not getting a scar out of it?❞

-Astrid Hofferson
-Wanted go be a dragon hunter
-Befriended Hiccup
-Learned to be kind to the dragons
-Fell for Hiccup
-How to Train Your Dragon RP
-Brought to you by #BrinaBear

-RT?

[𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐂𝐔𝐏 | Parody @THATDRAGONTAME]

“𝐈’𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰!”

𝐇𝐢𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐩 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐇𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐈𝐈𝐈.
𝐒𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐚.
𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐰/ 𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝.

⟳ + ♡

[⥼ 𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 @ONEWHOSFAIREST]

❝It’s time we take back our kingdom.❞

-Snow White
-Princess to the whole town
-Befriended the dwarves and bandits
-Fairest of them all
-Fell for Jonathan
-Snow White RP
-Brought to you by #BrinaBear

-RT?

[𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 | Parody @prncssproblems]

How did Jonathan think that was a great idea…

If you want to keep the girl, you don’t mention the mother… or make up something so far from the truth.

[𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 | Parody @prncssproblems]

He nodded softly.

“Probably would be best…”

[𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 | Parody @prncssproblems]

He looked at what she held up.

“Yeah, something went definitely wrong with that…”

[𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 | Parody @prncssproblems]

“Can you finish? What exactly has happened…”

[𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 | Parody @prncssproblems]

From scratch? Holy shit, even I could have said that.

[𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 | Parody @prncssproblems]

What’s not going well?

[𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 | Parody @prncssproblems]

// I definitely have to go back onto my Jonathan account and show him some love… join me @hawkinsexprimnt with your second Nancy.

[𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 | Parody @prncssproblems]

@hawkinsexprimnt He looked at her.

“What do you want for dinner?”

[𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 | Parody @prncssproblems]

He goes to @hawkinsexprimnt’s room and knocked on the doorframe.

“El.”

[𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 | Parody @prncssproblems]

That would do it.

Well, it’s probably nothing you ate then

[* ︎ ︎ ︎ 𝓪𝐝𝐞͟𝐥͟𝐢͟𝐧𝐞. @pastelflurries]

⠀ ⠀

she went to a party this weekend.

and all she’s eaten is yogurt &&. fruit.

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[𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 | Parody @prncssproblems]

@hawkinsexprimnt He looked at her.

“I think I have to go out there and start hunting monsters… as I don’t need them coming for you or the others.”

[𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 | Parody @prncssproblems]

He goes looking for @hawkinsexprimnt

[𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 | Parody @prncssproblems]

@hawkinsexprimnt He looked at her, sighing softly before looking toward the sky.

“Like… if Vecna takes down the military… then going to your friends would be the best option.”

[𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 | Parody @prncssproblems]

@hawkinsexprimnt He looked at her, nodding. “Yes, but if need be. You are free to go to them if things get a lot worse.”

[𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 | Parody @prncssproblems]

Has she been anywhere she can get a stomach bug?

And what has she eaten today?

[* ︎ ︎ ︎ 𝓪𝐝𝐞͟𝐥͟𝐢͟𝐧𝐞. @pastelflurries]

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she doesn’t even know. 🤷🏼‍♀️

possibly a stomach bug, or maybe she ate something bad.

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[𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 | Parody @prncssproblems]

Is she okay?

[* ︎ ︎ ︎ 𝓪𝐝𝐞͟𝐥͟𝐢͟𝐧𝐞. @pastelflurries]

⠀ ⠀

good evening.

she wants to puke.

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[* ︎ ︎ ︎ 𝓪𝐝𝐞͟𝐥͟𝐢͟𝐧𝐞. @pastelflurries]

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