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@EshaAA33 Students who are offended should bring lunch from home

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MUSLIM TOILET
What do you call a Muslim looking for a toilet?
Mustapha Shiite

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ISLAMIC MICROWAVE
What's the difference between a microwave and a Islamic extremist?
A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

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MICROWAVE AND ISLAM
What's the difference between a microwave and a Islamic extremist?
A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

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@Matt_Pinner Alimony and Child Support

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WARNING LABEL
What did the warning label on the suicide bombers vest say?
In case of Jews, pull cord tightly!

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DRIVER ED AND SEX ED
Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and sex education on the same day in the Middle East?
They don't want to wear out the camel.

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@AntiWokeMemes I will be very happy and ask for more copies. I tear the pages of Quran every day to wipe my ass after I take a shit and it also saves money from buying toilet paper

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COWS LIKE MIDDLE EAST
Why do cows like the Middle East?
Because everyone is Moooslim.

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HALF IRISH HALF MUSLIM
What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?
O'Pressive.

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SUICIDE BOMBERS
What did the suicide bombers mom say?
"My Allah! They blow up so fast..."

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TOY ROBOT
Why couldn't the Palestinians blow up a toy robot?
Because it had an iron dome.

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MUSLIM COFFEE
What's a Muslim's favourite coffee?
A small skinny flat white.

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LEBANESE ONCOLOGIST
What do you call a bad Lebanese oncologist?
Big Fata Liar.

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MUSLIM EYE DOCTOR
What do you call a bad Muslim eye doctor?
Asif Eyecare

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AVERAGE IQ
What can the Palestinians do to raise the average IQ in the West Bank?
Allow Jews to come in.

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MUSLIM PARTY
Did you hear about the Muslim party?
It was a blast.

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PAKISTANI AT CHRISTMAS
What do you say to a Pakistani at Christmas?
A quart of milk, a loaf of bread and a pack of Marlboros please.

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@PeriklesGREAT I will tear a page every day and wipe my ass after I take a shit

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FAT MUSLIM
What does a Fat Muslim radical yell?
Allahu Snack Bar.