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Professional ankle buster

[SiB | Hardymj @MathewHardy9]

I'm doing a giveaway for an alpha of a new game coming out. It's called Duelists Of Eden and it's a deckbuilding fighting game unlike other games I've seen in the past and I'm super excited to try it out. Picking 3 winners in 24 hours just like and retweet! @DuelistsOfEden

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Quimble Quamble

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If I take an ice cream sandwich and insert a stick halfway through it, is it half sandwich and half popsicle

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One of the worst feelings known to man is sitting on an ice cold toilet seat

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I just want to be a cute anime girl in a slice of life

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Is replacing the cheese in my neighbor’s fridge with printing paper considered a war crime?

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@extravagantcow Yes, it will be the year of the fish stick

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happy new year

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@miriamalrahil @ExtravagantCow Why are you all like this?

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How long am I supposed to cook this fish until it becomes a stick?

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Crying to add salt to my food

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@discord 🥺

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@discord you a real one

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My first language is gamer

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About to fight Corona with a tooth brush

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I’m going to find the man who took the last sonic ice cream and replace his toilet paper with sand paper

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Where the hell do cars hide these horses?

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I crave tuna

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Aurelion Smol is best boy

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Life would be much better if we never invented pants

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@allisonliii I literally don’t know

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I like my girls how I like my essays

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