Friend *taps your shoulder
Friend: “they’re here”
Friend *point toward gym door
*Six high school kids with backpacks and fluffy hair walk in
Me (nervous) *gulps
Now, hypothetically speaking, if there were no available tables, wouldn’t that simply be evidence that demand has exceeded supply? Checkmate. Also, my wife is a doctor.”
Ben Shapiro at restaurant: “Excuse me, before I request a table, let’s establish a few facts. Fact number one: I am hungry. Fact number two: restaurants exist to serve food. Therefore, it logically follows that seating me is in everyone’s best interest...
Neil Armstrong is one of the original aura farmers. Bro had that “one small step for man” quote ready for weeks waiting to just say that shi on live TV touching the moon for clout. Props to him bro prob felt like Kobe holding the trophy in the locker room
Dave portnoy is my favorite 50 year old, childless, gambling promoting, divorced, dating someone half his age, chud, Boston fan, influencer! Who’s yours?