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Best channel on YouTube, Founder of FTS-FFL

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Make it 90 and sunny M-T and on the weekend have it rain thanks

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Friend *taps your shoulder
Friend: “they’re here”
Friend *point toward gym door

*Six high school kids with backpacks and fluffy hair walk in

Me (nervous) *gulps

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Karl Marx warned us about watching love island and eating crumbl cookies

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Now, hypothetically speaking, if there were no available tables, wouldn’t that simply be evidence that demand has exceeded supply? Checkmate. Also, my wife is a doctor.”

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Ben Shapiro at restaurant: “Excuse me, before I request a table, let’s establish a few facts. Fact number one: I am hungry. Fact number two: restaurants exist to serve food. Therefore, it logically follows that seating me is in everyone’s best interest...

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Neil Armstrong is one of the original aura farmers. Bro had that “one small step for man” quote ready for weeks waiting to just say that shi on live TV touching the moon for clout. Props to him bro prob felt like Kobe holding the trophy in the locker room

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The 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg

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@Jarvines2 Why not both

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Dave portnoy is my favorite 50 year old, childless, gambling promoting, divorced, dating someone half his age, chud, Boston fan, influencer! Who’s yours?

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Trade Ant and build around Lamelo

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Hugged a tree today

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@Jarvines2 @mldiffley Curry in 4

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Minnesota families watch out you have new driver on the road

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Always do it or never have it?

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Innovation peaked here

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SPCX will be $80 in 2030

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Trees are so funny. They just sit all day and make us feel bad for them.

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Paul made a three and the other team called a timeout. Paul said “let’s f**king go” and it hyped us all up

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Oh no I dropped a fish. Oh my God I dropped a fish on the ground. I wanted to eat that fish 😤