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moderated by my step mom janith and her son jamie.

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@RoxaneLGibson1 @guelphgirlchris trusted like father bill @HistoryHyenas

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@WEAPONFORTRUTH @elonmusk my step dad william works for ukraine and he’s rich

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@elonmusk Mr. John you took my step mom janith to red lobster in 1985- why did you not call her back because she didn’t want to split the coconut shrimp? mr. john we were both hurt so bad i wanted you to be my dad

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@TheOmniLiberal plz don’t waste that

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@elonmusk plz i wish those handsome men would visit me

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@VivekGRamaswamy my step brother gary is rly good at civilizations 2 on PC. he only plays as zulu never america i don’t think he’s loyal plz send CIA

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@VivekGRamaswamy he commutes to Huntsville /// he has a #tesla

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@VivekGRamaswamy hi all my step dad jared works for dept of ed. he always says “hi fam another day doing nothing all day” he make 165k and im scared if he gets fired my mom will move us back to topeka and get back with my dad (who works for lockheed martin ) he’s a (janitor )

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@DanHollaway also they can’t promise me they’ll pay me back if i buy them an oatmeal cream pie in duluth @ewarren and tbej instead of paying me back for the pie they send IRS agents after me

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@DanHollaway gosh i wish they were beneath me.

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@POTUS jeffy poo with the brown loafers i see u jeffy

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@POTUS hear me out. we move FDR ..hear me out. and slap a 75 incher up there.

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@barstoolsports @BizNasty2point0 seat yourself? we’ll do this table but can we move it to the back left corner. can we stain it a different color?

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@SenWarren ms warren i met you in duluth and u said to me “man my belly needs a little snackypoo but i lost my dollars and cents “ .. i bought you a oatmeal cream pie and your security guard promised me id be reimbursed plz sop sending IRS agents after me

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@elonmusk loaf

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@Glenny_balls @dreadematteo @OnlyStansShow @fourloko amazing

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@elonmusk elon plz stop messaging monica she is my ex wife but i still love her.

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@POTUS but sir my wife monica just left me and said my step brother willard is a better lover why do i care about gas sir

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@mattwritesbooks was ther 2 and he just laughed and put out a cigarette on my friend blanchard. blanchard was a big fan of ur pod 2. now he is burnt and is feeling like he is less of a man. appoligise now matthew

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i met @Shanemgillis last night in reno. at leest i think it was him. i asked for an autograf and he told me to get a ti 84, type in (3x/2) + 4, and hit graph. then he punched me in the throat and stole my dog. plz stop this man