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@utdmax0 Michael Owen

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@MaikuNinja @axel_humble @TotalPolitics @ProfBrianCox @siennamarla @TheHouseMag I bet he can...

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@griffitha What has he created? Apart from a cash pile for himself? Clownery of the highest order.

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@RobertJenrick Prick

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@Plamps9000 @MichaelLCrick Bot

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@JenniferJJacobs We will never forget you. You twat

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

Here is a summary of today’s #PMQS

Kemi walked into PMQs loaded for bear.

“You’ve been saying yes to everyone. You promised to pay for it by re-prioritising. So what exactly have you cut?”

The whole House leaned in. This was meant to be the kill shot.

Andy didn’t even blink.

“Tax.”

Business rates slashed for pubs. VAT off heating bills. First moves already made.
She asked him to name a cut. He named the one word she never wanted coming back at her.

Then she went for the yes or no on tax rises.

He didn’t wriggle. “My first moves were to cut tax.”

She laid the landmine. He stood on it.

She pulled the pin. He handed her the explosion.😂😂😂😂

First PMQs as PM and he rinsed the Kemi with one syllable. Tax.

That’s not a debate. That’s an execution.👏👏👏👏👇👇👇

[Primzy @lovyPrimzy1]

Doctor: Why did you bring your wife to my office?

My husband: Doctor, I need you to help me.

Me: Excuse me? I can hear you.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem?

My husband: My wife has become impossible.

Me: Impossible?

My husband: Last week, she changed the Wi-Fi password because I finished the milk.

Me: You finished the milk and put the empty carton back in the refrigerator!

My husband: See? She remembers everything.

Doctor: Okay...

My husband: Two days ago, she hid my car keys because I told her I'd be home at 7 and came home at 7:20.

Me: You said traffic was bad. You were sitting at a sports bar!

My husband: Doctor, are you hearing this?

Doctor: I'm listening.

My husband: Yesterday, she sent me a text message while I was sitting beside her.

Doctor: Why?

Me: Because I didn't want to argue.

Doctor: What did you text him?

Me: I said, Please stop chewing so loudly.

My husband: Doctor, she could have just said it!

Me: I did. Three times.

My husband: And this morning, she stood in front of the mirror for twenty minutes talking to herself.

Me: I was practicing what I was going to say to you!

Doctor: What were you going to say?

Me: That I wanted to come here and discuss our problems like adults.

My husband: Doctor, hope you have seen what I'm saying.

Doctor: I have.

My husband: So you understand why I brought her here?

Doctor: Actually...

(He looked at me, then at my husband.)

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@Utdcen Dennis Law. There waa football before the premier league

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@RobertJenrick @Nigel_Farage You broke it you twat

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@MarkCherry66579 @FT Like most stuff

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@FT You will have me in tears in a minute.....

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@DarrenDraper48 @KayBurley I did

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@ThatG4m Arsenal

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@JamesCleverly Get off my timeline you knob

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@GaryTaggarkbtw @PolitlcsUK @theipaper Gary. The rules apply for a period BEFORE he became an MP. Do try to keep up lad. I dont want to have to write everything in BIG LETTERS FOR YOU.....

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@LastBlairite @coyley1 So not true then. Pathetic.

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@R_o_M Probably very poorly advised...

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@HMadeley75485 @Mofoman360 He's nobodies PM yet you clown

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@TheEventGB @TheBritishIntel And you are a genius because.......