Marauder Shields

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[Eric Bernhagen @eric_bernhagen]

16 speakers two subwoofers with megaphones full volume and microphone direct feedback loud bass challenge

[The Aureus Press @Trad_West_Art]

Unironically how it should be, and if you aren't poetic enough to speak like this you should be locked out of the gym to shovel horseshit in the street

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

white people be like the office got me through my labradoodle’s eczema battle

[DiamondEyesFox @DiamondEyesFox]

being 30/being a zillennial is really starting to fuck with me recently

i keep finding myself saying "that was 15/18 years ago" in conversation, and i keep meeting people who weren't even alive or were in diapers during my childhood and our cultural bases are so fundamentally different

a guy told me he'd never seen pokemon, digimon or yugioh because they were before his time

i found out that someone i knew when they were like 5 is having kids now

i keep hearing about all these youtubers from 2013-2017 as being fundamental parts of peoples childhoods and i have no idea who they are

its very unsettling...

[eru 💟 @eruphim]

most people think depression is "refusing to shower", but real despair knowers know showering is often the comfort chamber where your sins are washed away

[Japanese dragon @sun_iron88]

ロシア人とレスバしてたら、じゃあ ロシアのイラストレーターの版権とかを勝手に使ってもいいんだな？と言うと、ロシアのクリエイターの海賊版がダウンロードしてくれるサイトのリンクを教えてくれた。あいつらはマジもんだ

[Nightmare Reaper - Coop out now! @NightmareReape4]

The reason Tim is fighting so hard against AI disclosure and AI-haters is because Unreal 6 will be an exclusively AI platform. They're actually completely replacing visual scripting for AI. If you don't buy Tim's slop, he'll have made a huge financial mistake.

[R34 @ushouldfwr34]

i ignored that lil smell cuz i liked you

[EDGEY @EDGEYnoise]

let's check in on the video game industry...

- EA executes BioWare
- Sucker Punch hit with layoffs
- Ninja Theory killed a week after announcing its next game
- Halo Studios gutted, Halo taken away and given to Activision
- Bungie loses half its staff as Destiny dies
- id Software gutted
- Double Fine bombs twice, Xbox throws it overboard
- Compulsion Games dumped by Xbox
- Undead Labs dumped by Xbox
- Arkane Lyon waiting on the executioner
- Xbox torches 3,200 jobs
- Insomniac's Wolverine turned into a meme
- Ubisoft in freefall
- Red Storm reduced to an IT department
- RedLynx on death row
- Ubisoft Halifax unionizes, gets killed weeks later
- Ubisoft Stockholm, Winnipeg, Belgrade wiped out
- Wildlight dead on arrival, game lasted 45 days
- Sony kills Bluepoint
- Dark Outlaw Games killed before making anything
- Netflix kills Night School
- Build a Rocket Boy implodes after MindsEye disaster
- Spiders shut down
- TiMi Montreal burns five years, ships nothing
- Meta wipes out Sanzaru, Twisted Pixel, Armature in one day
- Epic throws out 1,000+
- Eidos Montreal gutted
- The Initiative killed, Perfect Dark dead
- Monolith killed, Wonder Woman dead
- Player First Games killed by MultiVersus flop
- WB Games San Diego killed
- Cliffhanger killed, Black Panther dead
- NetEase pulls the plug on Fantastic Pixel Castle
- Arkane Austin killed after the Redfall disaster
- Tango Gameworks killed
- Concord flops in two weeks, Firewalk dead
- Neon Koi killed before shipping a game
- London Studio killed
- Meta kills Ready at Dawn
- Take-Two kills Roll7
- KSP2 bombs, Intercept Games dead
- EA kills Ridgeline before launch
- Deviation Games dies without a game
- Riot kills Riot Forge
- Netflix kills its AAA studio before it ships anything
- Saints Row reboot kills Volition
- Free Radical dies a second time
- Mimimi Games burns out and quits
- Embracer bloodbath: 8,000 jobs, 44 studios
- Unity layoffs on repeat
- Activision Blizzard loses 1,900 after the Microsoft buyout
- Sony cuts 900
- EA cuts 670

[Rathbone @_rathbone]

Smoke over Tel Aviv signifying that Ba’al has chosen a new Jeffrey Epstein.

[ranbla @ranbpa0]

In Pokémon Emerald if you wait long enough in the rain, Steven will show you how to walk on water and enter Kyogre

[Marauder Shields @pro_sufferer]

@hotdropfps evga 2080ti ftw3, $300

[mk4 @mk4_lul]

you might be bearish now, but lest you forget:

[Marauder Shields @pro_sufferer]

@DxmnItBobby the mythical national geographic hangers

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

Me: I need to cancel my AT&T service.

AT&T: May I ask why?

Me: I’m moving.

AT&T: Where are you moving to?

Me: Somewhere else. Why do you need to know?

AT&T: It’s required for documentation purposes. It’s part of our cancellation process.

Me: Well, it’s not part of MY process. I’m asking you to cancel my service, not help me move.

AT&T: I’ll need your new address to proceed.

Me: You know what? Forget I said I was moving. I’m not moving anywhere. I simply want to cancel my service.

AT&T: Can you provide a reason for cancellation?

Me: Absolutely. Please document that AT&T is nosy, intrusive, unnecessarily complicated, and apparently believes canceling a service requires surrendering my future whereabouts.

AT&T: …

Me: …

AT&T: Okay, your service will be cancelled.

Me: So you CAN cancel it without knowing where I’m going?

AT&T: …

WHY DO COMPANIES MAKE IT SO DIFFICULT TO STOP PAYING THEM? 😭

Sometimes you just want to cancel a service without being interrogated like you’re applying for witness protection.

I don’t owe a company my life story just because I no longer want to be its customer. 😂

[Marauder Shields @pro_sufferer]

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[mєdoş🫀 @medoyia]

Neden erkeklerin bacakları bizim bacaklarımızın yanında küçücük kalıyor? Bunun sebebini biri açıklayabilir mi???

[Rep. Ted Lieu @RepTedLieu]

Yet another example of blatant corruption in the trump administration.