Brandy Melville Apologists

polite soft spoken white boy

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I need complete silence to write a text

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#friday #mood

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There was a magical time during my senior year of community college where my rent was $500, 8 balls were $200, and I had just discovered “Take Me Out” by Franz Ferdinand. You might think this was in the early 00’s but it was actually 2024.

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@hannah01101000 I wish I could retweet this twice

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If you’re thin and well dressed they try to kill you on the bus in Seattle

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Went out to buy cigarettes #feeling #frivolous

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As the number one Bladee fan it brings me no joy to say this, but, this album is unnecessary.

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A woman should never have a Grailed account

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Owning a good pair of skinny jeans is like owning a rifle

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I’m in the passenger seat of my girlfriend’s car explaining how Type O is lustful, catholic guilt horny vs how Addison ray is performative, dopamine addict horny. I’m probably the most retarded man alive.

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We’re taking OTC Valium at the church in Mexico. Whatever, man.

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You have to spend $130 on bullshit after work on Friday. You just… have to

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How to tell if black mold
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How to tell if black mold apartment

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@hannah01101000 Beast mode ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I haven’t cried since I was 8 years old. Except for when Tom Verlaine died and I was 22 years old.

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What if instead of the AVGN he was the AVGYN

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HELP

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@ragecell Don’t talk ab oasis like this

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Last day at the office. I think I’m going to make it.

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First day at the office. I think I need to Jill myself.

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Shaving my bush in case The Hellp invites me backstage