martina

bimbo scientist • she/her

[pop⁷ ⋆⁺₊❅。 @soft_serve_hky]

Sharkie has bitten every child in the bay area it’s like a baptism

[martina @probImchild]

seeing santa cruz while watching the super bowl just got me feeling a type of way

[martina @probImchild]

omg twin

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

Happy birthday to everyone's favorite fish, @sjsharkie! 🎉💙

[martina @probImchild]

I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH SHARKIE?!?!?

[KNBR @KNBR]

On this day in 1992, S.J. Sharkie was birthed from the inside of a friggin Zamboni. 34 years later, that absolute lunatic is still out of his gourd.

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Macbeth wandering on the heath

[martina @probImchild]

sun has finally come out in seattle, time for men to pretend to know how to read and look like sluts again

[knox @showponyboyx]

cant believe this guy is abt to beat gretzkys record

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

get me to God's country

[martina @probImchild]

crying on the bus and eating skittles for breakfast in the breakroom

this is 27

[martina @probImchild]

me before my rec league volleyball games

[NFL Hate Memes @NFLHateMemes]

The Kansas City Chiefs getting ready for the big game today

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

27 year old coming of age story

[martina @probImchild]

ucsc

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Your chances of being hunted by a turkey are low, but never zero.

[zayn @zaynmalik]

Love You Bro ❤️

[martina @probImchild]

@taylor__real have you seen his tiktoks? would love to hear your thoughts on them with this discovery

[van haley @vanhaley_yt]

the hottest girl you know is surrounded by piles of stuff

[martina @probImchild]

@taylor__real a fallen soldier 🫡

[martina @probImchild]

gotta love it when confetti is falling out of every crevice of my body the second I get home for a twenty one pilots concert