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Design Professional | Take Haver | Free Palestine 🇵🇸 | He/him

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Not to brag but I am the 34th most powerful gay on the Trainwell app.

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@JustADudeAZ @AZSecretary

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Happy Pride everyone!

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Spotify’s lyrics translate feature is sick as hell omg

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@ostonox @socialistadri @hasanthehun And beyond socials strategy, the public tunes out when we detect fluff answers because politicians have used yapping as a tactic to avoid taking concrete positions for decades.

A lot of hopeful progressive candidates could benefit from taking this advice to heart.

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Smallest minority population they’ve targeted yet!

[Hasanabi productions (meme account) @HasanabiProd]

The Republican Party will reportedly be focusing on Hasan Piker as their strategy for the 2026 midterms.

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@PuzlingWafle @HoxhaGoesBunkrs @AidanSimardone Then why did you use an AI image and not a photo that demonstrates this delusion of yours?

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@mediocrehomo Anecdote for skeptics — I look like this. When sober, I lose 5lbs and the tummy recedes slightly, but I work out for an hour 5 days a week and sustain caloric maintenance. There is no ‘typical’ healthy body type. I personally choose reasonable fitness w reasonable life enjoyment.

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@TouhouEnjoyer_ *by closing this tab

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@jplus1 @TomHQ This isn’t 2020 and no one cares about your Woke 1.0 pearl clutching.

You have khive in your bio in 2026. You aren’t a serious person.

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@ThrowItDownBig2 @daveweigel Portland is less left than it markets itself to be. It’s this weird thing where everyone is libbed to the max but they *think* they’re hardcore leftists because they all have this yard sign.

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@BigSquid0508 @JohnThePapist And… ya know… ‘wear’

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@Flyboy3520w @itsdeejayduh @hunterallen @CinematicEye_ Ironic that you’ve formatted your crashout in the most Reddit coded way possible then.

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I can appreciate the art form that is ASCII frogs with huge tiddies and chodes, but for the love of marx PLEASE get this guy a competent mod team.

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Zohran Mamdani announces he will be streaming on Twitch, becoming the top political Twitch streamer

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Did you guys know they spell this “kerb” in the UK? Completely unserious country.

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@AFPatriot2 @WatcherGuru If this is proof I pay “zero” income tax, then Bezos and his billionaire friends pay EVEN MORE zero.

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I don’t typically contribute to pedantic rebrand discourse but this is abysmal.

Utterly devoid of whimsy. Another mid-2010’s minimalist pivot. They nuked a highly recognizable, unique visual language and for what — to emulate Seattle’s fucking Best coffee bags? FOH.

[Nate Rosen @RosenZone]

Why’d they have to go a ruin a good thing???

While this rebrand looks fine, it removes so much life from the brand!

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@briggityboppity We kept Newman — we should get to keep Bob. 😤

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@LouPerez @MarcoFoster_ Their presence is a net drain. A higher tax rate would balance that.

If the offer is either ‘live with me and get nothing out of it’ or ‘live without me and get nothing out of it’, the latter is preferable.

But they like living there. So pay up and shut up.

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@Dexerto Streamers using Gamer Lingo to describe something in the real world makes me cringe to point of near physical illness. Though not as much as the sight of these living conditions.