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[greg @probably__greg]

Everyone: “Scottish football is shite, my nan could win the league. Nobody is interested in it”

Me: *Watching Motherwell v Dundee highlights on Angolan TV while having breakfast.

Didn’t realise the Steelmen had such a following here.

Cc: @Oldfirmfacts1

[greg @probably__greg]

Finally happy with how my taxes are being used!

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The French Government has launched an investigation after 4x4 vehicles funded by the UK to stop migrants crossing the Channel were used to ram student protestors

Source: "I don’t think the British are aware that their money is being used to beat French kids"

[Workhouse Overseer 🌐🥑🍌 @RepealTCPA1947]

"Axe youth parliament" pleads adult taxpayer

[geofio @GeoFio8]

Scottish Parliament|1 Oct 2026
🎥video editor @biologyphenom

Debate: Scotland’s Priorities for the UK Budget

1999 parliament budget was £35 billion (43% GDP) today it is £125 billion (55% GDP).

£3 billion spent every year on ‘‘Net stupid zero.’’

The EU is not the answer.
‘‘The compound annual growth rate is 5% per annum..that is NOT austerity..5% growth per annum is not austerity..Westminster has NOT starved this country of money.’’💷

‘‘And the exam question is…are our schools better? No..are our hospitals better?..No..are our roads better? No..Is our police better?..No.’’

‘‘The deficit you have here was made in Scotland by the SNP.’’

‘‘The price of our energy is FOUR TIME the US and SEVEN TIMES China which is why we are DE-INDUSTRIALIZING and yet our emissions are less than 1% China is 30% emissions and US is 13% of emissions.’’

‘‘China has used cheap COAL as a transition fuel..China opens a coal fire power station one PER WEEK.’’
-Malcolm Offord. Leader Reform UK Scotland

[greg @probably__greg]

@JohnSwinney Get my bins out you bald cunt

[Ted Newson @NewsonTed]

The BBC has just released a BOMBSHELL interview with the CEO of energy provider EDF.

Among other things, he called the UK's energy policy "ideologically driven", and that "we are probably walking into another significant energy crisis," just four years after the last one. 🧵

[greg @probably__greg]

@JohnSwinney Get the bins collected baldy

[🍸💙Billy_Mac 💙🍸 @bluebellsrblu]

If we Barry can get a tune out the tennents sixes squad then the prodruple is on

[Rangers Chat 🇺🇸 🤝 🇬🇧 @RangersChat1873]

Heel toe here we go it's that time again 🇬🇧 🥁🪈

[Brett Merriman @shmerriman]

A credit score but for how efficiently you board/get off a plane

[jimmy not @ lff @jimsweatshirt]

my entire timeline is just people reacting to that Heat frame account and i wouldn’t want it any other way

[Bm @BM1972_]

That’s because the Rangers fans can afford a better holiday than Benidorm 🫪

[Patrick J. Wolf @PatWolf]

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Friday.

[Agent P @AgentP22]

The Scottish Greens aren’t parliamentarians — they’re student activists with taxpayer-funded salaries, using Holyrood as a megaphone for every deranged pet cause imaginable.

Scotland deserves serious government, not a glorified student union.

[Nerbit @Nerbit_13098]

Lucius Malfoy is the most relatable character in that series for I too wish to kick Dobby down a flight of stairs

[greg @probably__greg]

@Danny_McMoomins Oh brother. Do I have an account to show you…..

[Gizmo 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

Dig up Dobby’s corpse and kill him again

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

This and never seeing a fat blue haired communist again

[SW4 @SW4Loyal]

Free for collection: Govan

[Wings Over Scotland @WingsScotland]

Oh shut up you tedious attention junkie. If it was sexism they'd assume you'd know nothing because you were doing the fucking ironing.