put off my summer class work til the last minute, so i just crammed a week’s worth of homework and studying into two hours. i got a 76 on the exam, and i can live with that
and i do want to read more of shakespeare’s other shows, but i am terribly fixated on hamlet right now. like my brain won’t let me move on until i’ve memorized all his monologues. and there are a lot. at the pace i’m going, should take maybe another month
it’s accidentally become a ritual of mine that i’ll start doing hamlet every time i get high 😭 bc first i was just experimenting with it to see how it would affect my performance, but it is genuinely so fucking fun, like top 3 favorite activities currently
completely out of weed and currently out of town, so i can’t buy more. and buried in the secret pocket of my bag i find a long forgotten 50mg edible that i left in case of emergency
sometimes when i want to go on twitter but i don’t want to rot my brain, i’ll just scroll through my own tweets. is that horribly egotistical? or am i just that cool and funny?
funniest part about this tweet is that i didn’t use a single semicolon. i did, however, stylistically misuse a comma in place of where a semicolon could have gone. many have tried to make sense of it, but not even i know why i make the choices that i do
i love semicolons so much idk if i can even express it. they connect two independent classes so elegantly. no need for all that cluttered conjunction business, just me and my unfettered thoughts
i didn’t buy any more weed before i left town bc i thought “oh i’m spending time with my family i can go a couple days without it.” bro how many times are we going to establish that i CANNOT.
well i can, but not if i want to sleep before 4am
completely out of weed and currently out of town, so i can’t buy more. and buried in the secret pocket of my bag i find a long forgotten 50mg edible that i left in case of emergency
oh damn the underwear i wore swimming yesterday are hanging to dry and my vibrator is in the sink and i don’t know which he saw but he was in the bathroom with both of em
ac repair guy came while i was high, naked, in the middle of watching companion. i am shaking after the mad dash i took to put on clothes and scurry to the door. but he’s a super friendly guy so i’m honestly not too freaked