gray 🧛‍♂️

i live at 69 joe street. apt 420.

[MrGrossiArt @MrGrossiArt]

You know what's weirder than rock bottom?

#backrooms

[gray 🧛‍♂️ @probably_gray]

i truly think i’m a much better writer while high. it makes it so much more fun to sit and ponder

[gray 🧛‍♂️ @probably_gray]

i <3 getting high and working on my screenplay

[gray 🧛‍♂️ @probably_gray]

in a moment where he’s trying to look to an authority to take accountability for mary’s imminent murder, instead he must face himself

[paperboy! @KYOMOTOMO]

god the scene in backrooms where phil looks to the obviously one-way tinted glass is always so sinister to me

[gray 🧛‍♂️ @probably_gray]

put off my summer class work til the last minute, so i just crammed a week’s worth of homework and studying into two hours. i got a 76 on the exam, and i can live with that

[gray 🧛‍♂️ @probably_gray]

i am very similar to my mom but also to my dad. i’m like if my mom and dad had a baby

[gray 🧛‍♂️ @probably_gray]

and i do want to read more of shakespeare’s other shows, but i am terribly fixated on hamlet right now. like my brain won’t let me move on until i’ve memorized all his monologues. and there are a lot. at the pace i’m going, should take maybe another month

[gray 🧛‍♂️ @probably_gray]

it’s accidentally become a ritual of mine that i’ll start doing hamlet every time i get high 😭 bc first i was just experimenting with it to see how it would affect my performance, but it is genuinely so fucking fun, like top 3 favorite activities currently

[gray 🧛‍♂️ @probably_gray]

maybe i can whisper it… this could actually be a fun challenge to play around with… god i love acting

[gray 🧛‍♂️ @probably_gray]

i was worried it wouldn’t work as well bc it’s old but it definitely. is doing things to me

[gray 🧛‍♂️ @probably_gray]

completely out of weed and currently out of town, so i can’t buy more. and buried in the secret pocket of my bag i find a long forgotten 50mg edible that i left in case of emergency

[gray 🧛‍♂️ @probably_gray]

sometimes when i want to go on twitter but i don’t want to rot my brain, i’ll just scroll through my own tweets. is that horribly egotistical? or am i just that cool and funny?

[gray 🧛‍♂️ @probably_gray]

funniest part about this tweet is that i didn’t use a single semicolon. i did, however, stylistically misuse a comma in place of where a semicolon could have gone. many have tried to make sense of it, but not even i know why i make the choices that i do

[gray 🧛‍♂️ @probably_gray]

i love semicolons so much idk if i can even express it. they connect two independent classes so elegantly. no need for all that cluttered conjunction business, just me and my unfettered thoughts

[gray 🧛‍♂️ @probably_gray]

i feel like i should be way more twitter famous. i think say lots of funny and insightful things and the world is missing out

[gray 🧛‍♂️ @probably_gray]

i didn’t buy any more weed before i left town bc i thought “oh i’m spending time with my family i can go a couple days without it.” bro how many times are we going to establish that i CANNOT.
well i can, but not if i want to sleep before 4am

[gray 🧛‍♂️ @probably_gray]

completely out of weed and currently out of town, so i can’t buy more. and buried in the secret pocket of my bag i find a long forgotten 50mg edible that i left in case of emergency

[gray 🧛‍♂️ @probably_gray]

i went rummaging in there out of desperation; i expected to find nothing, so this was truly a win for ol’ grayson

[gray 🧛‍♂️ @probably_gray]

watching a documentary about texas board of education for govt class. five minutes into the doc they pull up to MY HIGH SCHOOL

[gray 🧛‍♂️ @probably_gray]

oh damn the underwear i wore swimming yesterday are hanging to dry and my vibrator is in the sink and i don’t know which he saw but he was in the bathroom with both of em

[gray 🧛‍♂️ @probably_gray]

ac repair guy came while i was high, naked, in the middle of watching companion. i am shaking after the mad dash i took to put on clothes and scurry to the door. but he’s a super friendly guy so i’m honestly not too freaked