Kit | Probably the Devil

he/they. Well over 18. Glorious Disabled Biracial Bisexual Dumpster Fire. Academic in Recovery, Writes Good . Living that expat disabled nonbinary omega life.

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About me: An Old. Aggressively Bisexual. Angrily Queer. Transmasculine. Nonbinary. Disabled. Survivor. They/Them > He/Him, never the others. If you're feeling it, call me Oppa/Hyung, it makes me happy.

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@_leesiyeon_ The way that all of the parts of these reviews not explicitly about being an entertainment company literally could be about any of the 5 hagwons I worked at in Korea, even the ones I liked... 🤣🤣🤣

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@Undertheradarb2 The Blue Sword and The Hero and the Crown by Robin McKinley. A world that I have been perpetually down about the fact that there are only two novels set in that universe since 1997.

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@SourceDuMal At 37 I really, truly wish that I didn't still look vaguely grad student-shaped. Teenagers regularly mistake me for someone in my early 20s, and no one my age or *markedly* younger than me takes me seriously without effort. Unfortunately, EDS and being trans are against me here.

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@Arabwel Ja

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@WhiskeyNoona Also you should be immensely grateful that I have grown as a person or now you'd have two assholes. 🤭

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@novatjerneld @ingloriousgigi Writing fanfiction has ruined me for this. Like, if there isn't a novella of brilliantly vivid and blistering hot sex, why are we even here?

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@Arabwel @geshtin_karanu From the palps I would guess that is a Sir, but quite frankly who the fuck knows what pronouns spiders prefer.

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@Erinkyan The Girl with the Dogs is one of my favorite reliable sources of dopamine. Her catte videos are especially pleasing to me, for obvious reasons.

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@drlizpowell And then there's the collected works of Don Bluth, even without knowing the tragic backstories.

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@WhiskeyNoona because creepy horny VIXX is always and forever best VIXX.

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@leanwellback Somewhat against type, my short list is sigur ros's (), Tatu's 200 km/h in the wrong lane, evanescence's fallen, afi sing the sorrow, linkin park meteora, and fob tttyg. I listened to... all of those albums more than i necessarily want to contemplate, though not all that year.

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@jestom It's mostly about nipple placement, as dudes on average have wider placement on the chest. So if that's what you're shooting for they have to move them around a bit.

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@fairestcat I'm either vampire cowboy or vampire alien. Not sure how I feel about that.

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@genderqueerwolf Celebrated my continued existence by paying someone to stab me repeatedly.

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@WhiskeyNoona Please imagine the noise I just made, because I do not know if it can be rendered in text.

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@SourceDuMal This former 30K feels this tweet deep in their soul.

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@Tofunmi_L @GradeKangusBeef Honestly one of the only lines in the book that I am genuinely sad ended up on the cutting room floor is about this, but it would likely have fucked with the way they were playing Rand and Egwene in season 1. (It's one of Min's)

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@Tyrann93 @nynaeveswifey I mean... It is... Theoretically possible that we won't end up stanning a character played by Shohreh Agdashloo. Theoretically. I mean, I've never done it, but it COULD happen.

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@C_L_Clark I HAVE SO MANY INCREDIBLY STRONG FEELINGS

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@heyjulieann Four is, of course, equivalent in alcohol content to a 700ml of vodka unless you're drinking low ABV flavored soju, at which point the sugar content will fuck you all by itself.

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@heyjulieann In Korea a standard chatting up line is "How many (bottles) of soju do you drink (during a night out)?" Anything lower than 2 is grounds for heckling, 3 is the bare minimum for bros, and 4 is the threshold for people being impressed unless you are a Very Smol Girl.