April

Feminist fangirl. Oscillating between nerd stuff and women's gymnastics.
She/her/they/them.

[April @probablyaliens]

https://t.co/m2BMzdOYy5

Someone please tell me where the shit posters are on Mastodon because the recommended stuff is looking very LinkedIn.

[Liz Schuelke @lizschuelke]

@NicCurcio Did anyone accuse Christopher Nolan of selling out for doing Batman? Or is it just things girls like that’s the problem.

[April @probablyaliens]

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[David Dayen @ddayen]

I was a skeptic on clean energy until I heard it might end Burning Man, now I'm all in
https://t.co/utMKjtuYGK

[April @probablyaliens]

Still kind of mad he considered my thing with Garrus cheating because um..boyfriends don't talk to me like that we were very clearly broken up.

[April @probablyaliens]

I finished my first Mass Effect trilogy playthrough and now I'm crying because I made Kaidan sad.

[April @probablyaliens]

I am a simple woman. I like beefy dark haired guys in futuristic armor. See also: Paladin Danse.

[April @probablyaliens]

@HazelMonsolo @kaaauthor It was SO GOOD. I think my favorite so far.

[April @probablyaliens]

I'm rereading Animorphs for the first time in 20 years and this is exactly how @kaaauthor wanted me to learn about the Chee 🥺

[April @probablyaliens]

My invert is SPECIAL

[April @probablyaliens]

I've learned how to gif my hoop tricks.

[April @probablyaliens]

@8gatesniteguy They're STILL so good. They really hold up. I was surprised.

[April @probablyaliens]

1. Animorphs rules.
2. I bought a new waterproof kindle exclusively to read library books so I am not counting it as breaking my independence from Amazon.

[April @probablyaliens]

Twitter is dying but I can't stop bragging about myself. Have another hoop video. (If you ever need to be hyped up go to a pole studio!!)

[April @probablyaliens]

Shooting a million Cerberus baddies? No stress, fun game. Every time I open my terminal? Email anxiety spike.

[April @probablyaliens]

The bleakest part of the future in Mass Effect 3 is how many fucking emails I get.

[April @probablyaliens]

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[Kevin Wada @kevinwada]

30 and up Twitter, drop a picture with your age.

Just turned 36 and feeling highly divisible. And old. But learning to be ok with that.

[April @probablyaliens]

@kdrabinski Update: Concerta is now a problem 🫠

[April @probablyaliens]

@kdrabinski Concerta has been no problem for me to get, but I know switching isn't an option for everyone.

[April @probablyaliens]

Six years ago I was in physical therapy because I couldn't open heavy doors. Bodies, man.

[April @probablyaliens]

It turns out that aerial yoga was a gateway to circus shit. 🎪