avani

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

somebody said "rockbottom is actually a trampoline" and i have never felt so alive

[BUNTY. @atang_waddi]

Meri aur Salman Khan ki mental condition same same chal rahi hai

[sarah @heavenbrat]

i love when british ppl are like ‘innit’ like yeah innit

[avani @probablyavani]

@godoolally bougainvillea

[avani @probablyavani]

@godoolally barking deer

[avani @probablyavani]

@godoolally mother teresa

[𖧧 @reidahad]

please be nice to me i’m in my twenties do you know what that does to a person

[♱ @godcomplexedman]

forever grateful to god for garam biryani with raita and thandi coke

[s @rabrikulfii]

can we pls bring back Pagal as an insult again instead of gaalis pls i used to love saying pagal imagine saying hatt pagal and the other person actually shuts up wow

[zee @tisthezenseason]

chris martin after the show ended

[megha @litttiichokha]

“i asked chaptgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked salman khan and he said

[Dinah @dinahaddie]

sorry I can’t, I’m busy liking all the coldplay affair tweets I missed today because I was at my stupid job

[oomf @oomphiest]

i get why old people use so many dots…………… this shit is so fun…………….

[🪲₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ @kemetdoll]

Can we call situationships "affairs" again it sounds more adult and less desperate

[bud wiser @w0rdgenerator]

It is so difficult to be a fruit lover in this economy

[peepoopoopoo @peepeepoopoo241]

delhi ain’t even fully prepared to control 4 drunk dudes in a thar

[໊ @sonohoor]

is everyone losing it and crashing out rn or is it just me and justin bieber

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

what do u mean u don’t like mangos r u stupid