Claire Smith

I don't tweet

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

happybara

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

i be like “i cant wait for fall fits” then fall comes & i dress like this

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

my therapist said she worried about me, like dawg that’s literally why i’m here

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

"Moderate" and "Apolitical" on a dating app is just code for "conservative but ashamed of it."

[Claire Smith @probablyclaire]

@hotfunnygirl749 the gasp that left me omg i am so sorry

[Claire Smith @probablyclaire]

@SmallScreenCo y'all be using "breaking news" for literally anything lmao

[Claire Smith @probablyclaire]

@UbakaOgbogu @OrlaghOKelly1 the joke wasn't offensive- to you. you don't get to say whether or not it was offensive since it wasn't about you or your medical condition.

[Claire Smith @probablyclaire]

@willsmith do it again 😌

[Claire Smith @probablyclaire]

@kandacekedding1 its how you know I'm at a hockey game hahaha

[Claire Smith @probablyclaire]

#subwayWJCtweetyourseat

[Claire Smith @probablyclaire]

@kandacekedding1 BITCH i know Powell's when i see it i LOVE that place

[Claire Smith @probablyclaire]

@kandacekedding1 ma'am. the PANTS do i tuck the shirt in?? or do i tie the ties overtop 😔

[Claire Smith @probablyclaire]

@kandacekedding1 try me.

[Claire Smith @probablyclaire]

@MayPhantasma this could be about so many people. what happened

[Claire Smith @probablyclaire]

@HumanusAlice @jh23188 @HereForTheTea2 superior taste lmao. he's more like a rutabaga or turnip in my humble opinion

[Claire Smith @probablyclaire]

just heard @grandson on the radio for the first time. may or may not have freaked out a bit

[Claire Smith @probablyclaire]

@ejspn05 @fordy19_ @5568_d @miniminter bad jokes still tend to have humor or a punchline but. you do you ig

[Claire Smith @probablyclaire]

@ejspn05 @5568_d @miniminter You clearly don't get the joke pal

[Claire Smith @probablyclaire]

@SidemenClothing hhhhh please