Dan

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@radiofreepony come to my neighborhood and your salt bagel dreams will be granted

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“tasty”

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(interesting to me because we, too, will be in New Zealand for census night - v exciting)

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This is the New Zealand content I needed: https://t.co/wP3cm4q3UR

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@spylinen We did not splurge for business or uh, whatever this thing is: https://t.co/62r3wJFeIA

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17h50m from JFK to Auckland… let’s go

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@eleichsea This was also a non-stop: https://t.co/yIJ99VWRHC

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@babyskypewindow congrats! eye surgery is the best

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So this happened on Tuesday.

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Make the Internet Simple Again

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I went to a wedding this weekend

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@ballpointcarrot we’re looking for our first devops hire! if you’re interested, would be fantastic to work with you. https://t.co/jIdO0mLAvq

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@rkudeshi That’s about where I was when I started redactling!

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Okay okay, I’ve gotta brag.

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Are the Oscars always this awkward?

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@rkudeshi I just heard about this today! Got 1/6 🙌

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Wow. If you thought payments processing was expensive, try accepting cash instead: “the MTA took in $1.5 billion in cash payments in 2019, and spent about 13% to process the money” https://t.co/Xy4rlFiyS7

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@bussruckley oh no

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OH at a Crown Heights bar: someone explaining what wordle is to someone else

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This is the 3 foot Chipotle sign in the storefront at the foot of the Empire State Building. Compare to the actual Chipotle logo. Did someone forget to embed fonts before sending off to the printer?