simon

[girlsay. @_GirlSay]

it's like asking men to imagine us as people wtf

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute

[simon @probablydedsmon]

always building a man for another woman

[𝓂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇷 @pillichepa]

it’s crazy that indian boys/men choose to wear western clothes when indian attire is literally the most beautiful and elegant.

[simon @probablydedsmon]

broo i cant stop ordering food

[simon @probablydedsmon]

roz punjabi angithi se khana mngwara hu

[tay @luvvnothottiez]

all roads lead back to the dumbass shit i did when i was 19

[simon @probablydedsmon]

chaap khani

[🗡 vixen · ❄️ @waifuterf]

i totally agree as long as the DNA of all male fathers and children should be kept in a database to be routinely cross checked against DNA obtained from rape kits. full transparency for all 🥳

[simon @probablydedsmon]

Obsession was good

[simon @probablydedsmon]

Kaare badal baras gaye

[simon @probablydedsmon]

i miss his heartbeat

[simon @probablydedsmon]

iced the fuck out of my puffy eyes

[simon @probablydedsmon]

i hate this feeling

[ꨄ︎ ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა 🦌 @shehasaudacityy]

Indian men will talk about Epstein island meanwhile entire India is literally Epstein island. This cockroach isn’t even in jail. He’s walking free

[simon @probablydedsmon]

after seeing all the mothers day posts
i looked in my gallery and we dont even have a picture together
no wonder

[simon @probablydedsmon]

miss hide n seek biscuits

[simon @probablydedsmon]

finally got my money back after a year from a small business
#ineverlose #stopscamming

[simon @probablydedsmon]

i wish i knew how to quit you

[simon @probablydedsmon]

ek thandi beer bas