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@sarahtexe Yeah. We did.

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@kaitlyneckert4 @bergerdad @AmericanAir Standard practice at United, Delta, and American.

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@NYC_Andrew @bergerdad @AmericanAir Your seat? Did you pay for it?

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@harryjsisson Have you seen what Maryland looks like? Every other state has borders along a river or a straight line.

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@GavinNewsom You can’t even build a railroad Gavin. Seriously, how the hell are you still in office. The fucking Terminator did a better job than you.

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@SenSchumer @SenateDems Bro, you’re useless. Just absolutely fucking useless.

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If you’re a middle-aged blue collar dipshit at the blackjack table throwing down $15 bets and playing like a fucking idiot, at least do the rest of the table (the ones playing $500 hands) the courtesy of hitting a soft 16 against the dealer showing a face card.

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@JoshYoung @JohnLeFevre John, is there a future in deep sea mining? Josh, same question?

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@Priyaa_Purohit bro Jamaica gon’ be pissed

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girls in SFO are trash compared to literally anywhere else in the world.

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@AntiLeftMemes dip shit

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@donwinslow Half of the country told you these 8 were imbeciles back in 2024

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@theamelia__ Literally, everything else.

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@donwinslow The imbeciles in Congress taking a break and ICE working…sounds like a W. Privatize ATC, abolish TSA, privatize the DMV. Think the whole country would be on board with that.

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@CoryBooker Cory, you’re such an imbecile. I would never want a career in politics but I’m fairly certain if all I had to do was show up I’d do a much better job than your sorry ass.

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@SenSchumer Privatize ATC. While you’re at it, privatize every single GOV angency and we’ll all take bets on Kalshi on how long you keep your job. I’m taking the under Charlie.

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@SenSchumer The government mandated reduction reduced arrivals by 8 planes per hour. Every ATC controller will tell you how absolutely fucking useless that was. Somehow less useless than you Chuck. Hang em up bud. You had a shit run. Let some other moron carry the torch.

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@PattyMurray Missed my window to invest in Starbucks. Fuck.

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@WhipKClark @BernieSanders is a fan of breadlines right? Let’s go with that.

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@SenWarren You’re useless as a politician. Maybe hang ‘em up? Retire the jersey and enjoy retirement knowing that you helped maybe 7 people over the course of your career while taxing the living piss out of everyone else.