Cryptid Woods Woman 'Ol Wiggly'

Definitely not several geese stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat

[Cryptid Woods Woman 'Ol Wiggly' @probablygeese]

The world is a good place. Share it with the ones you love.

[Cryptid Woods Woman 'Ol Wiggly' @probablygeese]

@Corbienest Also, businesses that don't utilize their right to remove one. You can remove a service dog for the same reasons you can remove a child - biting, shitting on the floor, causing a ruckus, being out of control, etc etc.

[Cryptid Woods Woman 'Ol Wiggly' @probablygeese]

@Corbienest As somebody who works one, it's the worst. I hold my dog to such high standards, and I don't even think about taking him anywhere when he's in training that he isn't ready for. If your dog can't do the job, you need to use a different tool.

[Cryptid Woods Woman 'Ol Wiggly' @probablygeese]

I have a favorite vending machine. It's this old girl at the laundromat.

[Cryptid Woods Woman 'Ol Wiggly' @probablygeese]

@Strangeland_Elf I worked hard to be this old, thank you very much.

[Cryptid Woods Woman 'Ol Wiggly' @probablygeese]

@CaseyBHead The Champion of the Coop

[Cryptid Woods Woman 'Ol Wiggly' @probablygeese]

He wants to be with the little hens so bad

[Cryptid Woods Woman 'Ol Wiggly' @probablygeese]

@CaseyBHead "They're me-sized!"

[Cryptid Woods Woman 'Ol Wiggly' @probablygeese]

The world is good. Share it with the ones you love.

[Cryptid Woods Woman 'Ol Wiggly' @probablygeese]

@Strangeland_Elf I'm cold all the time, but that's the way I like it. I want to live in a hoodie.

[Cryptid Woods Woman 'Ol Wiggly' @probablygeese]

We have returned to the woods

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@CaseyBHead You would, you citrus pervert.

[Cryptid Woods Woman 'Ol Wiggly' @probablygeese]

I just briefly forgot the word 'pulp' and instead said "oh man, orange juice sounds *so good* - except without the lint."

[Cryptid Woods Woman 'Ol Wiggly' @probablygeese]

@Corbienest @butchbatnix I have not had a particularly long list of roommates by any stretch, but...why would you not simply own your own essentials? Did they move out of their parent's houses together with nothing and just make a communal pool? If not, why do they not have their own shit?

[Cryptid Woods Woman 'Ol Wiggly' @probablygeese]

@Strangeland_Elf The knowledge that some things are not for some people, and that I am simply not the audience for this thing, is so undervalued. Just because a thing is not for you does not make it bad - it just means it's not for you. And that's ok! How boring the world would be otherwise.

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@Nyct0phil3_x That's one of the things I have always admired about my parents. They are whole, complete, interesting people outside of parenthood. I aspire to be as interesting as my parents.

[Cryptid Woods Woman 'Ol Wiggly' @probablygeese]

@CaseyBHead Excuse you I was looking very appreciatively at the spoodlers. I only ever look upon them with disdain when they are not where they're supposed to be inside the house. Or the truck. It's too small in there for surprises.

[Cryptid Woods Woman 'Ol Wiggly' @probablygeese]

@MarciaN33473 @CaseyBHead Yup! We tried to get me one, but they're not open today so we'll have to order it from them.

[Cryptid Woods Woman 'Ol Wiggly' @probablygeese]

@Strangeland_Elf Mine isn't nearly as fashionable as yours, but I am very excited that I get to wear my new hoodie this week.

[Old Hollow Tree @OldHollowTree]

Bugs are just so neat.