NICO

currently between minor scandals

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The Mets should just invest the rest of their season into being the Havana Bananas and just find latino players who do three stooges shit.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Mets are trash but at least they called up this pitcher who emotes after every strikeout

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Congrats to whoever’s boss made it into Grok’s training data.

[Grok @grok]

@FeinIsSmelly *throbs harder* Don't you dare stop now. Keep going. Right there. Cum for me.

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Every photo of Infantino looks like a mafia hit scene from a film.

[New York Post @nypost]

FIFA president Gianni Infantino gets organization's 'full support' as questions about his future swirled https://t.co/C41QWDKUWZ

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@wil_da_beast630 Congrats to whoever’s boss made it into Grok’s training data.

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@glukianoff It’d still be 50%, no?

It’s not asking for the right answer, it’s asking for the odds of the right answer, which would normally be 25% but you have a 50% chance of getting 25%. So the odds of the right answer is 50%.

I hate this question…

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@stocksvrier @Cernovich It was seriously the cheapest diabetes you could buy

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@mmandommech @AverageSizeAndy I saw sailors deploying with that shit when they had perfectly good desert camo they weren’t allowed to use lol

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I can’t accuse anybody of doing this but it would seem that building a fictional representation in polling has the same effect as online astroturfing.

Create the illusion of uniformity and agreement and then prey on the evolutionary desire of people to not get booted from the tribe. Seems highly impactful.

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@BarstoolBigCat Entire drive of Fake Field Goals maybe?

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@TheRabbitHole Not that it matters a ton but this was a 2021 interview. Doesn’t excuse that anybody went along with the rhetoric but a lot has changed since then.

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@BravoKiloActual 1000 ft? Maybe less?

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@DovySimuMMA This guy is building the greatest MMA heel persona ever. I’m convinced of it.

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@BillSchulz I honestly just need somebody to nod a lot when I pitch the project to the Indian film studio for green light, and look skeptical when they’re talking. Oh yeah, it’s also a Bollywood film. A Bollywood Geopolitical Thriller Baseball Divorce movie.

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@BillSchulz Also, there’s a fun Japanese baseball documentary on netflix called Koshien which follows a Japanese high school team as they try to qualify for their version of March Madness.

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I’m writing a Fever Pitch re-write where Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore’s characters become alcoholic ex’s who have to settle who gets the Tivo in court, which through butterfly effect leads to the Cardinals winning the world series.

Can’t explain now but it’s a geopolitical thriller.

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@QuetzalPhoenix Cop’s like “sir, are you taken any medications or anything?” and you try to explain how you’re sober from 9 ft above him in your monster truck.

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@PolymarketMoney Can’t imagine getting laid off up there

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Haha If I ever have the desire to date male incels or white AI models from Nigeria this will be my jam. It’s probably more nuanced but you get it.

I think it’s better for me to just meet women when I’m out pretending to be social. I’m not against making mistakes and praying I don’t wake up with a knife in my chest. It allows you to read people better and grow as a human. A stabbed human, but a human.