prettyboyswag

just a white boy with a cold beer trying to bring the world a little bit closer together

[prettyboyswag @probablykrunk]

Who wins in a fight: Alex Jones or Lizzo’s boobs

[prettyboyswag @probablykrunk]

@raydavisIIII This is the good life. Get into the thick, young blood. Greatness awaits.

[prettyboyswag @probablykrunk]

@blondesnmartini and I fucking dare you to try and take her through SEC country

[prettyboyswag @probablykrunk]

"Our life is composed greatly from dreams, from the unconscious, and they must be brought into connection with action. They must be woven together." - ...

[prettyboyswag @probablykrunk]

@funnelheader Banger

[Hesse Philosophy @HermannHessed]

"You won't find reasonable men on the tops of tall mountains".

— Hunter S. Thompson

[prettyboyswag @probablykrunk]

You can kill a man but you can’t kill an idea

[prettyboyswag @probablykrunk]

Ya this is not real life. What? Stfu

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[prettyboyswag @probablykrunk]

For so long I thought I was a deadman. Didn’t let people get close because I didn’t believe I was really there. Now, seemingly on the other side, I don’t know how to let them in. So, further down i go. Neither here nor there.

-The ramblings of an ex-deadman still can’t go home.

[prettyboyswag @probablykrunk]

@tedcruz Absolutely insane that he’s bragging about $4 gas in TEXAS. Fucking moron.

[prettyboyswag @probablykrunk]

@hopes_revenge Thats Dallas

[Real Country Music @real_kuntry]

I’ve Always Been Crazy

[prettyboyswag @probablykrunk]

One time a girl let me hit because I played Misery Business by Paramore on aux and she wasn’t expecting it.

Still think about her every time I listen to the song. #nipplepiercings #imissyou

[prettyboyswag @probablykrunk]

@thepring13 Wow what a wonderful sight! Lookin like V1 maybe even V2 growth stage?

[prettyboyswag @probablykrunk]

I bet butterflies are like Doritos to a frog

[prettyboyswag @probablykrunk]

I think people should be allowed to be retarded

[bubble boi @bubbleboi]

I want gasoline to be $20 a gallon.
Fuck it, we riding horses.

[prettyboyswag @probablykrunk]

I wonder what Sam Sulek is up to these days

[prettyboyswag @probablykrunk]

@Nick_Cerveza No other way to live, brother

[prettyboyswag @probablykrunk]

@alestate2020 #ExploreMississpipi

[prettyboyswag @probablykrunk]

Summer is now upon us. What you choose to do now will echo throughout history. May God turn His face to you and be delighted in His creation.

Blessings and peace and victory.