⛓MJ🥀

i’m always drunk on my own tears, isn’t that what they all said? life didn’t give me lemons, it gave me pants and i’ve shit them

[⛓MJ🥀 @probablymikayla]

you know i didn’t want to have to haunt you ..
but what a ghostly scene

[ilove @imsopopu1ar]

Pop up bar in the creek this week #mylife

[⛓MJ🥀 @probablymikayla]

I AM the grill master

[⛓MJ🥀 @probablymikayla]

summer janitorial is soooo whatever it’s so nice. we’re ahead of schedule for school-cleaning so when I woke up late today instead of rushing just texted my manager I’ll be late. now I’m smokin a bowl reading a chapter. and we have tomorrow off. genuinely nothing matters

[⛓MJ🥀 @probablymikayla]

when you think your opinion on something is The Popular Opinion and then you look into it and discover that you’re a huge dumbass apparently

[⛓MJ🥀 @probablymikayla]

76 degrees at 5:45 A M………… puke

[⛓MJ🥀 @probablymikayla]

should be illegal to be sweating before 7am

[⛓MJ🥀 @probablymikayla]

literally reading a feast for crows rn and every single cersei chapter is her going “im going to mount tyrions head and put it in my bathroom so i can imagine shitting on his twisted little monstrous corpse every single day”

[Pip 🏴‍☠️ 🐈‍⬛ @pirateherojones]

Yes, I am loud and screaming about Dany going mad because it was ALWAYS FUCKING THERE. She melted Viserys’ head with MOLTEN GOLD.

I do not CARE how much of a horrible person he was (and he was - just like her). Even CERSEI LANNISTER couldn’t kill her own brother.

[⛓MJ🥀 @probablymikayla]

Instagram bio is “tend to your own garden” then why are you fuckin other people’s boyfriends …… WHOOoooAAA NELLYY!!

[Quinnie @qu1nn5ter]

the only thing i've ever done with my life is make this garfield lamp

[⛓MJ🥀 @probablymikayla]

IF YOU WANNA STOP ME YOURE GONNA HAVE TO FUCKIN KILLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEE

[⛓MJ🥀 @probablymikayla]

Apple keeps yelling at me because my headphones are at max volume. Jokes on yall I’m already deaf from scraping my eardrums and making them bleed with pen caps from the ages of 5-15 that’s why I need the max volume. Thank you anyway

[⛓MJ🥀 @probablymikayla]

@Psyshare1 You’re completely right. I should value the things around me and be thankful for what I have. It won’t stop the inexplicable outpouring of negative emotion but you’re right in that I should stop being a crybaby and be thankful. So thank you for the illuminating perspective

[⛓MJ🥀 @probablymikayla]

@Psyshare1 I see where you’re coming from and you’re right. I would argue the problem lies with the fact that my life is good and I can’t reconcile any of it. I should be happy and I can’t find a way to be. The fault lies completely within myself. I should be happy

[⛓MJ🥀 @probablymikayla]

@Psyshare1 Peace of mind over everything babe. I work to have enough money to pay my bills and then get a burger and a beer. I don’t desire any of the other things whatsoever

[⛓MJ🥀 @probablymikayla]

@Psyshare1 Work is not a purpose for life my angel. There has to be enjoyment outside of that.

[⛓MJ🥀 @probablymikayla]

@grrm

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Dear writers, we need your imagination, your narrative creativity and your lively thinking. We need these to create spaces of freedom and authenticity, within which divine grace can make the promise of consolation and peace resound. https://t.co/FEmCrdQ392

[⛓MJ🥀 @probablymikayla]

@Psyshare1 Do I have a job? Of course lol

[⛓MJ🥀 @probablymikayla]

@Psyshare1 I just told you what makes me think so

[⛓MJ🥀 @probablymikayla]

@Psyshare1 nearly thirty years of not being able to figure out why i was ever born, why do you ask?

[⛓MJ🥀 @probablymikayla]

he died of cancer wtf RIP Marc 💔

[⛓MJ🥀 @probablymikayla]

there’s this 65 yr old man I used to work with at Walmart that I randomly friended on Facebook from back then and he is so randomly a diehard swiftie and it is so funny to me (last pic is just his general vibe)

[⛓MJ🥀 @probablymikayla]

like I can keep going this is just from the last few months and as the third pic shows he’s also a smiler. love this random ex-coworker so bad