i am NOT a law abiding citizen

holy fuck man ho ly fuck holy fuuuck

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@Raingamer45 @brownsugaaaa3 @dantdm Hey dan I just wanted to say I have been watching you since you had 400 subs and I love your vids and your my favorite youtuber

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@RepJackKimble what do you mean holding this public office isn't a lucrative financial endeavor

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If a slow walking ass evil demonic entity ever tries to pull that ominous standing in the shadows shit with me

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@hedgedknights Whole thing is decorated in Lannister colors. The only other named Lannister hand is Tyland Lannister, who was gelded. Tywin is well known for his repressed sexuality. He is later discovered with Shae in his bed. It’s Tywin’s easily.

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@Khanstillday Can you say the same

[turbomander @turbomander]

yeah im one of the swamp enemies. got my club got my poison damage. fucking love mud dude. its the swamp

[🐂 ࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨ🐷🐅🐏🐒🐈🐑🦛🐰🦇🐄🦏🐢🦖🦫🐆🦝🦄🕸🐝 @OdchanTrangmo]

@souljagoyteller

[cav empty @cavempty_]

if i drop this fucking thing one more time they’re gonna fire my ass 😂😂

[Errai @errai]

(activating cyber eyes) What's that thing at the top

Surgeon: ah, that's your McDonalds rewards bar. It charges over time, but don't eye-tap the burger button until it's full

Me: huh why not (eyes flicker)

(flashbang) Sultry female robot voice: insufficient credits, playboy

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@TheOfficial1984 no that’s a rock

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In evil overwatch they’re changing his name back to McCree

[Bijan Todd @bijan_todd]

It’s so cold in DC i just saw a politician with his hands in his OWN pockets ‼️

[Blixt le Blanq @BlanqLe]

FAFO

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@CurtisSliwa ur dragging it now

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@PaulIngrassia
Everyone can see your fucked up wispy ass hairline all the time, as it is your most prominent feature. This may be exacerbated by your utterly ghoulish complexion and your discolored teeth, though. Let me know what you think! 🤔

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leg fell sleep on the can ow ow ow

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@tedcruz what about having your likes public while you were scrolling incest porn on 9/11

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@plzbepatient Hey gang good news this guy volunteers to be one of the incarcerated innocents

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