Absolutely My Burner Account

Not so random sports, entertainment, and wrestling takes. And other shit.

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

Too real

[Dr God Abeg ooo @Mr_Therapistaf]

This is a very emotional one I would love to read your thoughts

[NFL @NFL]

GOAT’s out of the bag. @sc #AppleMusicHalftime #SBLXI

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

Bookmarking this for the bots in my comments defending Trump…

[Lightskin Kingpin @KingRicochet]

@Bills_4th Bro you got 86 followers.

NOBODY KNOWS YOU NIGGA! 😂

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

What she fails to consider is, not ONE of those folks standing there actually wanted to stand there. Just like Crown Jewel, they didn’t have a choice.

[Steve Carrier @stevecarrier_]

Brooke Hogan called out everyone pictured in WWE’s Hulk Hogan tribute, accusing them of barely showing up for her father when he was alive and in the hospital.

“Not ONE of these people stayed longer than an hour in the hospital... if they even showed.”

[Katherine Terrell @Kat_Terrell]

From ESPN Research: With 11:13 left in the 2nd qtr, Tyler Shough was sacked and had his throwing hand looked at by a trainer.

Prior to the sack, he was averaging 10.4 air yds/att. Since the sack, he is at 1.5 air yds/att and his most air yds on a throw since Watt sack is 4 yds

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

This tweet from @Kat_Terrell didn’t get nearly enough attention. Shough may be injured in a serious way.

[Katherine Terrell @Kat_Terrell]

From ESPN Research: With 11:13 left in the 2nd qtr, Tyler Shough was sacked and had his throwing hand looked at by a trainer.

Prior to the sack, he was averaging 10.4 air yds/att. Since the sack, he is at 1.5 air yds/att and his most air yds on a throw since Watt sack is 4 yds

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

@MikeGilbert311 🎯

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

The one that led to a Super Bowl win, multiple HOF players, and being one of the winningest teams of a significant period in NFL history. We don’t have to revise history to agree that it’s time to move in a new direction.

[Paul Booming @blakebooming]

What awesome run?

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

@LaRocca504 What’s absolutely crazy is the Hawaiian food out there is trash as well and there’s no excuse for it. Completely unrelated, I know, but the culinary scene booms too much out there for either to be trash.

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

@MissKatefabe So you’re the reason for my continued Saints depression…

[Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell]

17 sacks in 19 games for Chase Young since the start of 2025.

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

@SheDatWeDat Some people just be talking…

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

@CeeHawk Like bread…

[Geoff Schwartz @geoffschwartz]

The Saints preseason hype was just that. Hype. No substance.

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

Do you think he snuffed Blacc Sam and stole it? Get a grip…

[𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘ᴺᴹ @RamatVictory]

This is actually sick. Y’all don’t get the meaning of this or are y’all okay with this bcos it’s Jay-Z?

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

Mickey Loomis shouldn’t and won’t get a third crack at replacing Sean Payton. He had an awesome run while simultaneously leaving a lot of meat on the bone. Time for the entire operation to be updated. President on down. The business is as lacking as the product on the field is.

[Matt Harmon @MattHarmon_BYB]

Chris Olave has always been awesome but he has really put it all together the last two seasons. Superstar level WR1.

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

The lack of discipline on display from the Saints is alarming.

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

Be clear, Mike McCarthy is elated to be the final nail in Kellen Moore’s coffin.

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

@Soup_KKoola Both Loomis and Moore are on a PIP. Gayle is now running the show. Both go together, though Mickey is probably reassigned.

[Absolutely My Burner Account @ProbablyNotGreg]

I think I’ve seen enough. I’m not sure Kellen Moore makes it through the bye week. He’s overwhelmed, and the red flags are starting to stack up. He’s an OC.