Palak

mostly just a menace

[Palak @probablypalak]

Anyone on here who knows a CS looking for a job? Can refer for multiple listed companies.

[prth @paaarth319]

when im in a gaand phattke chaar hona competition and my opponent is dilli sarkar

[Palak @probablypalak]

the adults are still brainwashed

[Palak @probablypalak]

living alone for the first time, like... ever.

[meeta @meetapersecond]

somedays i randomly remember m0di made a little girl apologize in front of the entire country and ruined her life forever. yet he's not ONCE apologized for a SINGLE death caused by his incompetent governance. no wonder women of this country have 0 hopes left

[Palak @probablypalak]

forgot to eat lunch entirely today

[Palak @probablypalak]

I'm having delhi withdrawls already (I'm still in delhi)

[Palak @probablypalak]

my biggest expenses are just my mother and my brother

[Palak @probablypalak]

colleague got upset over me saying "in mardo ka kya bharosa" so that tells me everything I've need to know about him

[Palak @probablypalak]

@ayerushi will make from scratch for you

[Palak @probablypalak]

delhi oomfs drop momos reccs please

[Palak @probablypalak]

all the people I've ever dated except one live in delhi and i have the entire next two days to myself here but I can't call anyone UGHHHHHHH

[Palak @probablypalak]

delhi metro i have missed you, you beautiful bitch

[Palak @probablypalak]

suraj ugne se pehle modi bhakti sun li

[Palak @probablypalak]

me 2 days ago fr

[Palak @probablypalak]

dilli i can't wait to be inside you

[aster ✦ @mutibunnie]

this is really basic you guys all religions are misogynistic and patriarchal

[Palak @probablypalak]

me and my 52 and 68 year old work besties

[☻ @WZG1889]

you can tell who’s never had a job because it is standard practice that one of your best friends at work is a random person double your age

[Palak @probablypalak]

you could find the strangest of tweets on my twt but never a single modi favouring tweet

[Palak @probablypalak]

who wants to hangout with me in delhi this Monday