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I eat it for my lunch, and I eat it for my dinner x3, Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy Macaroni cheese

[G @probablystoned7]

Am I the only one who thought that Rob Riggle and Timmy Turners Dad were thing same person?

[G @probablystoned7]

I’ve decided my new hobby is collecting animal glassware

[G @probablystoned7]

unless you’re willing to dress up like Wednesday & Pudsley for halloween, i’m not interested. Im dressing as Pudsley tho

[G @probablystoned7]

Hahahahhagaahah

[G @probablystoned7]

On a scale from 1 - 10 how bad would it be to walk down the isle to ‘here I go again’ by Whitesnake for my second wedding?

[G @probablystoned7]

Getting stoned and reading my own tweets. I’m hilarious

[G @probablystoned7]

omg. I love myself

[G @probablystoned7]

When you have a man who sends you a picture of him in woman’s underwear every morning and others offering to do whatever you want just for your pleasure, dating a mediocre white boy just doesn’t cut it.

[G @probablystoned7]

holy fuck, I am a genius.

[G @probablystoned7]

A new funishment for little sub bitches would be drinking tea made from the water you boiled your menstrual cup in

[G @probablystoned7]

Does anyone else get baked and just want to be mean to men?

[G @probablystoned7]

the ginger twins from tangled can get it

[G @probablystoned7]

the dad in the movie Tuscany can get it

[G @probablystoned7]

changing my name to Ted Hitchcock

[G @probablystoned7]

Hook up focused on oral sex only = dine and dash

[G @probablystoned7]

No one ever tells you that adulthood involves grating the dead skin off your feet

[G @probablystoned7]

Thought of the day; “it’s my birthday soon, so hopefully I get a little money and then I can do xyz.. oh shit, everyone who gave me birthday money is dead. Is this adulthood?”

[G @probablystoned7]

Petition to change Johnny Knoxville’s name to Daddy Knoxville in the credits of the new jackass movie

[eunice🇨🇩 @505eunice]

stupid paypig wants to enter a debt contract with me. let’s make him pay for existing x

[G @probablystoned7]

@veryowengray Omg! He’s a fraud? I commented on that TikTok and have like 30k likes. Nooooo. But like, you’re literally the OG soooo

[G @probablystoned7]

If I ever ran for political office it would be on a democratic platform in Alabama, simply so I could use the line “sweet home Alabama, where the sky’s are so blue” and really piss people off