Female Human Specimen 🖖

Just an old stoner with opinions. She/Her. #BLM #VoteBlue #Atheist

[Female Human Specimen 🖖 @probablytoasted]

None of my alerts work anymore, so if I'm slow responding, it's literally Elon's fault. 🤦‍♀️

[Female Human Specimen 🖖 @probablytoasted]

@ask_aubry I've inadvertently convinced myself that this was written by Mike Pence. 🤔

[Female Human Specimen 🖖 @probablytoasted]

...merry Christmas? 🤨

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

Elon is right. Views are cool. I’d love to get 10 million views on this tweet.

[Feminist Iron Sheik @femsheik]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE TO EVERYONE EXCEPT PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR THAT JABRONI RON DESANTIS

[Chef John @foodwishes]

I can't believe Hannity told the idiots who watch his show one thing, but privately believed something else. This is shocking.

[Female Human Specimen 🖖 @probablytoasted]

@GeraldoRivera Stop posting stuff I agree with, it's uncomfortable.

[Female Human Specimen 🖖 @probablytoasted]

@laurenboebert and noted pedophile @mattgaetz are America's bratty little snots. How embarrassing. Their constituents should be ashamed.

[Female Human Specimen 🖖 @probablytoasted]

@ElizManresa @williamlegate I always appreciate your posts. This is a fascinating new story to me. 😲

[Female Human Specimen 🖖 @probablytoasted]

@atrupar Tried to...rigg? 🤨

[Female Human Specimen 🖖 @probablytoasted]

@Santos4Congress This ratio though! 😂

[Juan Carlos @ReneusMeister]

WWE when a wrestler spreads misinformation vs. WWE when a wrestler is nude.

[Female Human Specimen 🖖 @probablytoasted]

@BeatTheCult All morality is subjective.

[Female Human Specimen 🖖 @probablytoasted]

I hate that a happy, loving family has to worry about public toxicity like this. I will never understand some people's cruelty toward the LGBT+ community. 😡😭

[Anthony Rapp SAG-AFTRA National Board Member @albinokid]

Ken and I have been talking about whether or not to post photos of Rai on our social media accounts. We don’t want to expose him to the sort of vitriol and hatred that is possible online, and at the same time, we want to celebrate him, 1/2

[Female Human Specimen 🖖 @probablytoasted]

Fuck Lacey Evans. #AutismAcceptance #IYKYK

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Most grandma/reindeer collisions are entirely preventable. Please give wildlife plenty of space.

[Female Human Specimen 🖖 @probablytoasted]

@piersmorgan Don't be silly, we know a ton of British people are lovely and welcoming. But not you. Or your racist friends.

[Female Human Specimen 🖖 @probablytoasted]

@foodwishes Is this foreshadowing a Chef John cookbook? 😃

[Female Human Specimen 🖖 @probablytoasted]

@SledgeCriss Aw, I didn't know he was one of the baddies. 😟