fruit denier

waiting on the dark age

[fruit denier @probablywillam]

@shifsabre @FembyPhilosophy @RedLightning420 he's Manny from the good place but I forgot his name, this is from the acolyte

[tec @liltecca]

yall deadass ?

[fruit denier @probablywillam]

@yamane_chika sumo mentioned https://t.co/blqOFjZLcl

[fruit denier @probablywillam]

@Newgreyagain @SadboyLocal @DragancaorGames understand bad anger good

[Janice 🇵🇸 @PunishedLibrary]

@LittleBlackDawg while I do not condone his actions I do accept the fact that you cannot corner the Dorner

[tilley komorny @tilleykomorny]

my body is a machine that turns uncuddled girlfriend into cuddled girlfriend

[El Ricky @Indikur]

LMFFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO dawg you niggas couldn't even dream of being this racist.

[James Jenks @BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ]

My old boss did a lot of stupid things, like, proper mental, but the funniest was when he was on the roof of our shop, and looked like he was about to leap the 6-foot distance to one of the other buildings.

I said, "Jim, there's no way you'll make that jump."

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Walking out of the ancient temple after triggering every single trap on my way out

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Someone from @piersmorgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵

[Hell0 @TokyoDilf]

All my homies are allowed to poop indoors

[Rafael Ruiz ⏸️🔸 @RafaRuizdeLira]

Random guy figured out Kant from first principles

[fruit denier @probablywillam]

some platform had to get receive my backlog of daily fit pics

[ToonHoleChris @toonholechris]

Wizard Fight

[trash jones @jzux]

“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

[Sara @SaraCivian]

It's about inside jokes with his mom who had cancer and it's beautiful this new generation takes everything so literally it concerns me